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That's unicorn cum

The Mayans smoked penis blood.

No worries, buddy

I came in here to tag @Cau but she's already been made aware so i'll simply stand back and watch things develop naturally as a voice over of David Attenborough plays in my head....

lmao, maybe

Even though using a clip I just happen to come by doesn't mean I endorse its title, it's still better that what you got going, buuuuuu-dee

I stopped reading after "I decided to get drunk..." This was a wise decision on your part and one which will preserve your sanity for many hours to come

I'm gonna sleep through tomorrow for suuurrrreee....

I get all three references, but i've only watched two of the movies

Yeah, they had it rough....and for him to die at the end, all because of her selfishness....unreal

I wanna say it's the attitude America is the douche at the bar who thinks he can beat you up and take your girl And what's fucked up is he can...............but there's no reason to be "that way" about it, y'know

and think of the 90 day fiance episode you two could have with him trying to get a visa from Japan during a pandemic and his parents not accepting your religion or that you have arms instead of tentacles......also, not enough arms.....there's going to be a lot of passive aggressive comments on the amount of appendages you do or do not have.... you guys would be the darlings of the season....and you wouldn't screw it up like Manuel and Tabitha, those con-artists

No one tell me what happens, ok

Frosted Flakes! They're Grrrrrrreat!

Marry me We could have our own 90 day fiance episode in Japan....it'll be great terribly awesome

...or something Tentacle monsters need love too

watch it, it's great......probably be on something just to be safe though

How did they.....no, when did they make this if it's all been shut down? We can't get emo batman in time, but they somehow go this through

WAIT..............Are we in a cartoon?

Halloween, the night of monsters! Renjifan: "I wanna make sure everyone and everything can easily track me in the dark"

I disagree. There's nothing but good reasons to have mason jars full of moon shine.

Tyler Durden wouldn't put conditioner in his beard...I know that much

You've been wanting to get that off your chest for a while now. I can tell... I was trying to take the second family angle, but we can make fun of his beard instead....that's fun too

You think i'll need a Visa to go there? It sounds nice