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so how many people have you shot?

it's too late

it's my favorite too....so pissed they ended it

we're gonna look like idiots when the shit hits the fan

Happy birthday! don't screw it up

No better way to become the preferred drink of the apocalypse and go out on top

more likely

what? You can't prove this isn't me

That's one thing he's tots all about.... I mean there's a lot of rules and regulations while you're on this plane of existence, but once you level up it's all honey, wine, and virgins oh shit, I think you might be one of the virgins they always talk about people hooking up with in heaven

buuut, after though....right?

I don't care if no one laughed at that, I was dyin' trying to type that out....

Y'know I saw everyone talking about this lady on twitter and I can't find her in Trump's administration. Why is she a bitch?

wait for it just give it a sec

I'm making a tasteful xxx version of Jack and the Beanstalk. I need an open minded Cau......and I mean open as fuck you in?

You, eh, wanna make some money

Happy birthday Good timing

Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy Was he

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if it can be transplanted, they'll steal it

This guy in a black duster walks up and tells me to choose the red pill or the blue pill. I wake up in a bathtub at a run down apartment complex in midtown. I guess my liver was The One.

I couldn't tell by your description

it's good to hear that it all worked out

teach these fools

It's real. And it's spectacular.