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No worries. I learned in the boy scouts that nothing is more important than warmth. That's why we always had a body heat buddy when we went camping. I was lucky because I always got scout leader Vito and he was so big he had plenty of warmth to share.

I think your next move has to be calculated yet passionate, subtle yet bold, prudent yet pathological...... yeah, you need to fuck him (wait for it) AND HER....separately.....and sit back and wait for them to find out 😈

Yeah, I guess I could do that

She's a nice old lady...don't make this dirty....uuuuhhh it's in my head now

The lady next door was sunbathing this morning. Isn't it fun that we're in the same country.

weddings, on the whole, are dull affairs....hell, i'd object just to see what would happen - "I OBJECT!" - "What? Who are you?" - "I'm your cousins co-worker. She didn't want to come to this thing alone. And I love you, Kyler." - "I'm Sam, he's Kyler." - "Oh, right....honest mistake"

How'd it go?

I was tryin' to bang you then....what's my incentive now?

we tried starting a cult, but, would you believe it, the leader turned out to be kinda nuts

You can rebuild your rank. You have the technology. You can make it better than it was before. Better, stronger, superior-er.

welcome back, Jesus we've been expecting you......the ninja outfit, not so much

You should get some cardio in before you sleep....cardio is going to be very important in the end times

Let's eat him

Unfortunately I've never actually come by one of those....have to get my booze the old fashioned way...at a party I wasn't invited to

I'm awake I'm sober I'm working out These are the end times

Steak and Shake I don't actually know what's on the menu, but i've been there several times at three in the morning and I've been told I enjoyed the food

I thought he was going to say "a divorce" man's got money now....he can afford a better car, better house, and better ass

all jokes aside, the one who got knocked out is a dead ringer for bucket Now i've only seen him once or twice, so i'm going to need someone else to confirm

First off, we've been spelling his name wrong. He's not happy. Secondly, and this is a big one, he started life on a planet in another Galaxy. He says they "get him" and that he's happier than he's ever been. He just came back to get his stuff. I was totally blown away. I didn't know what to say. I was like, "wow, I didn't even believe in you," and he was like, "that's fair, I didn't believe in you." Now at that point I got a little angry. He seemed like we was taking shots, y'know. So I was like, "well fuck you then," and he responded, "What!? You wanna go, bitch." And things took their natural course as they do when a dude with magic fights a dude with no magic. Anyway, Geezus is a dick. And he left us for some new young bitches.