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watch me die and your soothed ass somehow survives....i'm gonna be so pissed....even more so than if I died from a spider bite @molarbear

If you're sucking pussy or eating dick, then it's only a matter of time

If I die from a spider bite....a freakin' spider bite.....then it is what it is

@Poof

Alright, @Skiles next halloween you're definitely Ray Stantz and I don't want to hear another word about Venkman no matter how much you think you resemble Bill Murray

right!!! none of these guys get it....the eerie feeling afterward 'cause you're sure something touched you, but there's nothing and no one around

you don't know you

this.....explains a lot

Little girl, do your parents know you're in this thread?

Well yeah, now

Some of us are farther along on our porn journey....we require specific scenes at specific times....most of which you can't even find on the internet anymore could these be signs of a problem developing, sure....should we seek help, maybe.....but do most of us have a superseding vice that requires the bulk of our attention, you betcha

They for sure have access to porn on the go....stale marriage and kids....they need to unwind

Try telling that to HR

....doesn't have porn on their phone?

Like not a person It was dark and I don't know what it was

You know what it is and what it ain't

You cray cray

Everyone stopped before I got my chance

KAAAGGGGOOOOOMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!

but your corpse would be in hella good shape

these were everywhere

I've got a glass, a bottle of whiskey, and a hat/neck tie combo to re-adjust or take off and toss as needed.