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who the fuck is going door to door right now? No one came to my door, but if they did, the door would have remained closed and all they would hear in response to their knocking would be a gun caulking on the other side.....of course it would be a stapler because liberals are allergic to guns and freedom, but they don't know that

These pics are in this thread. What's concerning is that you're living two different lives in the social media age and no one has noticed.

A visionary, that's who

I bet no one hates them because of their freedom

talk about insult to injury....at least make me something that goes on a specialty pizza, y'know

I just rescued a robot dog from the pound and it hasn't tried to kill me once....I think we're good

Where is Norwegia?

Every job has its perks

Idk what you're talking about. Nobody sants to be in the mafia.

possibly the best mafia

is it though

A selling point for everything, but porn......why?

You just gotta avoid two things... 1. Don't snitch on the mafia 2. Don't leave mafia That's it. The movies make it seem way harder than it is.

I remember thinking it would be good, but I don't remember watching it...

super kewl, bro.......now get out before they come back alternate scenario: untie them and get out before they regain consciousness Main idea i'm trying to get across: GET OUT PROMPTLY

That movie was so underrated. Both him and Jaime Foxx were fantastic.

Big talker, but we both know you'll barely wound one person then apologize while you fumble the clean up

Whatever I had to fake it half the time anyway

What! I said I'd THINK about it....jeez

The mission impossible movies have held up surprisingly well. He was awesome in tropic thunder. That's about it.

Most of the time, but not all. There are those wonderful moments that stand out like light houses in a sea of misery. Guiding you to the relief and release of land if you but had the fortitude to keep your ship on course and deposit its wet contents onto the welcoming shores.

Then south america it is. My Portuguese is rusty (non-existent), but my spanish is pretty solid (I can ask where the bar is and I can order booze)