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Mix

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  1. Avoid sex parties and other gatherings. Limit your sex partners Enjoy your sex virtually Avoid kissing Wear a face covering or mask, even during sex Masturbate together, six feet apart, to reduce risk Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing face to face contact Who the fuck is this for??? God damn my life is boring I bet everyone's going to sex parties, but me
  2. That streams porn on the TV in their living room as background noise. Even if you haven't actually seen them do this, someone just popped into your head. Trust your instincts.
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  4. My bad, dawg.....I have been out of the loop for a minute now
  5. Bi
  6. He's a ninja that wears a mask with an opening for his mouth....just sayin', that's a design choice he made
  7. I haven't been paying attention, but now that we're deep into these playoffs i'm ready to jump on a bandwagon and pretend i've been invested since the beginning.... What the hell are the Hawks still doing here and where the hell is Lebron???
  8. Yeah, the ice whales episode seemed more about the animation than the story. I don't think they had the wealth of award winning short stories which they had last season, but the fans wanted more and the animators were psyched to show off their stuff, so they cranked another season out. The drowned giant as the only one where it seems like they took already existing prose which was never meant to be animated and threw it on screen. I haven't looked this up, but I think the original piece of writing was probably meant to highlight how people transform the remarkable into the mundane.
  9. But you said it was inappropriate I was paying my respects! I've never paid respects before and they don't tell you how!
  10. Mommy's and milk? What are you trying to do to me?
  11. I expected more from you. You're supposed to be the boob guy!
  12. I agree that these two are very romantic, but they would make me sound immature....which I am, but I'm trying not to sound like it. (There have been complaints)
  13. Sounds like an insult. Like you would hear someone say, "bitch got some flop grods," and you would not know what they were but you would be certain they weren't anything good
  14. The animators they brought in were amazing. The stories were just a bit thin compared to last season. I loved the santa clause monster.
  15. What kind of pants does she wear?
  16. I finally understand why i'm no good in relationships. No one broke it down for me before. Murder goes last. It's really a no-brainer when you think about it.
  17. They say love is insanity. If you don't do well in relationships it's only because you are a sane man refusing to capitulate to an insane system that has enslaved all those around you. oh shit, what if love was like a virus and certain people are just immune Holy antelopes, what if this is all a simulation and you, like Neo in the matrix, are able to see the cracks in the code. WHAT IF women are actually from venus and men are from mars. Then gay people get to say "I told you so" OMG, what are the chances that all these theories are right? or wrong, I guess....probably more likely Truth is I don't even remember making this thread
  18. Now that we've normalized quarantine bubbles, this should be a problem of the past. Also, how is it that most everyone has dealt with an insufferable new couple, but they fall into the same patterns when they meet someone. Is it revenge?
  19. he would be too OP
  20. Forget that he only has one fight on his record. Forget that he lost that one fight to KSI. Forget who his opponent is and what he has done. What if?
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