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Pretty much....though Bleach did manage to maintain a better through line in its transition.... Funny how I've spent years dismissing sitcoms for their formulaic structure and predictability while watching the same kind of anime over and over

lol, what was the point of that? They gave up on it so quick.

...when talking about parents who murder their kids. Why is that?

If it ever gets that far, i'm getting Heroin. My go to isn't going to be the same thing I chugged in the bathroom before gym class in the eighth grade.

There is no way that doesn't already exist.

uhh, here, just watch this

lmao, ok Are you generally against washing your hands or is this specifically a post jerk off policy? Like is it part of what gets you off? Walking around afterward with dickhands?

wait, that's the reason why.... Lets say you had all the time in the world, what then?

I had a funny conversation recently. I need more data. Which one is it guys? Do you prefer to jerk off/receive a hand job dry or lubed?

It depends on how you feel about coming down with a sudden case of broken legs. Listen here you, that's Sponges' thing, ok. You can't just go around stealing people's shticks! Keeping this boat afloat is dependent on the remains of this pirate crew doing the jobs assigned to them. How would you feel if I suddenly started talking about getting a big dick and never, absolutely never, using it?

I hadn't thought about that. I was simply trying to make every aspect as analogous as possible. Looking at it now, I see that it can go both ways depending on how you took it. So the answer is really up to you.

- "What if he sets the whole car on fire AND THEN gets in to talk to the guy?" - "Inside a burning car?" - "yeah" - "he's going to question this guy inside a box of flames?" - "yeah" - "what's your name?" - "it's..." - "It doesn't matter. We'll probably have to change it. Here's a bag of money. Welcome to hollywood."

He looks like he regrets ever leaving Buckingham Palace.

I knew I hit pay dirt the moment that line popped into my head.

That's 'cause I always carry some with me. Not in a bottle or anything. I pour some in my pocket for easy dipping access. Don't worry, i'm not stingy, I'll share.

We've only got the podcast studio for an hour, then my mom has to do laundry.

Doom is. Your nips are a golf tournament played by rich men and Charlize Theron represents every girl that Doom walked away from without declaring his love/like.

How do you know where I work?

We got a problem, chief?

How long have you been a fan? I mean, you know I know him right? To be honest I didn't even know he made movies, he's just ol' Davie to me and the fellas. You want I should introduce you?

Happy Birthday, Vamped. Another year of living among the mortals. Another year spent without feasting on their warm juices. Your 20 year chip is in the mail. We here at vampires anonymous congratulate you on your sobriety and wish you a happy 385th birthday. You don't look a day over 180.

Listen to this man. He knows his business. You've got nipple questions, he's got nipple answers. Now he's going to need accurate information. Measurements, shape, color, temperature, and so on and so forth. Take it away, Doom. Do your thing. This is like that movie where you're a talented young Matt Damon and i'm your magical black friend Will Smith and I get you to believe in yourself.