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Sorry, Hippo prevents me from sharing such details

I'm banned from Vegas. It's not a casino thing, @GunStarHero caught me cheating at a Halo tournament and I sprayed whip cream in her face and ran for it. Haven't been back since.

I think I'm sterile. I don't have any medical info backing this up, but my pull out game is laughable. People have literally laughed. You'd think I would have saddled some poor woman with my abortion bill by now. ... I should add, I have received more than the average amount of shots to the groin.

I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it.

Poof and Rapper decided to settle down and start a family. They moved to a ranch in Montana where they run a horse rescue. Rapper always dreamed of working with horses. Poof is glad to have a source of meat for when the dollar collapses and civilization falls.

...and so I rose in power. Slaying foes I didn't not challenge to fuel a legend I did not seek. In the end, I would rise to be King only to see myself fall to another puppet of fate.

It's always the system...................................man, I hate that guy

Wow, there's a lot to unpack here.... Lot O'stuff in derrrrrrrr.... Lot O'info... hmmmmm.... sooo, why da black lions negative and the white lions majestic???

I can't not hear it Pussy Cow!

I have a lot of dreams about lions. I don't think I can call them re-occurring dreams since they're all different. But there I am in one situation or another and out of no where, god damn lions. I always spend the rest of the dream scrambling for safety. I don't know if this counts as a nightmare 'cause I don't wake up in a panic or anything.

'cause they're Mexican.... -What's that? ... -What do you mean different kind of aliens? .... -No, this thread is about Mexicans ... -Yeah, the op, the follow up posts, everything ... -No, they knew, i'm sure of it ... -No, YOU'RE wrong ... -Well fuck you too! You're only here 'cause I took too many blows to the head as a child!

Welp.....I had all my hopes for survival pinned on Afghanistan, so this truth bomb is a real downer for me.

I'm telling my kids this was The Last Supper. "Kids, Jesus and his apostles were NOT FUCKING AROUND."

Alright family guy, we'll see who's laughing when the floor is lava. The Taliban pay attention to global warming, they know what's up.

Yeah, well, the only way to retreat with your dignity intact is to face the enemy as you do it. These guys are pros, they know how to prep for the real thing.

This is why the Taliban always make the All-Star team of the terrorist world. They stay in the gym during the off-season. Better recognize............but don't look them directly in the eye...recognize with your peripheral vision.

I'm pretty sure this is the basis for Scientology

...because they are intellectually, technologically, and spiritually far more advanced than we are. Advanced enough to know they will never take Afghanistan and it's pointless to try. I'm convinced that place is the only thing keeping us from being a viable Alien colony.

This is what it looks like when you strip away everything but confidence.