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1. All resistance to getting a vasectomy will cease upon agreement that the female party will, in exchange, maintain a regular dosage of female Viagra. 2. If your man is both hotter and makes more money than you he should be allowed to cheat once every year. If you get married the number doubles every year of marriage, but no rollover credits. 3. Men who can fix and or build things receive one incontestable veto per every year they fix and or build things for you and or the family. These vetos can be used on any decision/plan you make that involves them in any way. Unused vetos have unlimited roll over. Limited to one veto per year no matter the amount of fixing or building involved. 4. Strap-Ons for pegging, or any other use, cannot be bigger than your partner's dick. He takes what you take.

Unnecessary knowledge of the Russian language, huh Have you met @bnmjy I think you two kids would hit it off assuming you don't kill each other after finding out you're both sleeper agents

There are no belts. The winner gets the loser's hat. The loser goes through winter with a cold head. Such is the way in Russia.

The Rumble in the Jungle gym

The fight is in NY It'll be held in some back alley in little Odessa

You speak Russian? Are you Russian? Who sent you?

His face is a wonder. I stared at his face for a good long while before I even noticed anything else on that poster. You look at that face and tell me god doesn't have a sense of humor.

This is an actual main event fight in Russia. It's not some sideshow, it's the biggest thing on right now. People are obsessed with these children or dwarfs, I honestly don't know. They do have children fighting leagues in Russia and these two look like they could be 4, or they could be 40.

This place has always been here. You have always been here.

Godzilla

But bebe i've changed i'm not that guy anymore i've done some growing up I've seen the error of my ways This time it'll be different You will get to cum too

Imaginary love with this imaginary ONE person sounds like a rough time. I just play video games and jerk off.

Happy birthday what would a ninja's birthday even look like?

a different, somehow worse, perspective on the thing that apparently represents me when it rains it pours

I bit a guy's foot in a fight and was rewarded for it. A fairly famous fight that many are familiar with, but you would struggle to find a person who can identify me as being apart of it. This....information has depressed me more than I expected. Well played.

Threesome sounds better. It sounds like you're dry heaving every time you say throuple.

My apologies. I had no idea your goat was the wet nurse of the mighty Zeus himself. Your historical texts have converted me into a believer. Let's see what ancient magical creature represents me............................................a crab, i'm a crab, fml, even in this the universe fucks me

A mermaid goat? I haven't even heard of that in mythology. This zodiac stuff is so left it uses off-brand made up creatures.

Well, your mascot's a goat. How can you not be a hater when everyone else has lions and mermaids. Plus, i'm pretty certain pragmatic is a synonym for hater. Anyway, back to talking about celeb threesomes. The public is don'e with celeb couples. 2021 is the year celeb threesome take over. MARK MY WORDS!

Every game of monopoly I played growing up ended pretty much like this and we never hit the news.

When I googled Capricorn, it didn't say anything about y'all being haters

idk How do people remember things like that? Where were you?

But he would have taken the next one...and the one after that Kobe taught us not to let the misses get us down...to take our shots in life he dared to shoot when others would pass and by doing so he taught us not to pass on life

And I missed First time in twenty years. I curled up in the corner and cried for two hours. My co-workers didn't say a thing. They understood that it finally hit me. He's really gone.

No, that's 69 with the guy on top. This is a new and exciting way to enjoy mango juice ice cubes and your preferred choice of genitals at the SAME DAMN TIME