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I know this is extra late, but I can't be the only one who thought it was Immortal Joe. I mean what the hell is an immortan? First off, the character looked ridiculous and the title of Immortal went a long way to making up for his name being Joe. Who the fuck follows a guy named Joe? That's the name of a mechanic or a mobster. You've never in your life heard someone say, "let's follow Joe...Joe will lead us...."

With your hosts @André Toulon & @katt_goddess Debut episodes will tackle a wide range of topics including, but not limited to: - Modern day uses for the Sharingan and other ocular powers ( Special guest @GunStarHero ) - Ten exercises with a microphone that will get you shredded and ready for the summer ( Special guest @That_One_Guy ) - The secret lives of rappers ( Special guests @PhilosipherStoned & @Poof ) - How the sexy new religions on the rise will get you laid and paid ( Special guest @SwimModSponges ) - Overcoming your food addiction through fasting ( Special guest @Baby_Yoda ) - The hair struggles of a super saiyan ( Special guest @Le Guignon ) - What America could learn about race relations form The United Federation of Planets ( Special guest @ghostrek ) - Who? ( Special guest @stilgar ) - We'll also have @DragonSinger on the pod to promote the upcoming romance novel she co-wrote with Ricky Martin, titled 'She Bangs'. @scoobdog will also be by to discuss his legal battles with the estate of Norville Rogers over the remains of his relative, former tv and movie star, Scoobert Doo, who currently stands stuffed and mounted at the Rogers family home in Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

In a reasonable world, yes. Luckily for us, that's not where we live. We live in a world where i'm for sure certain that someone will snatch one of those new robot police dogs right off the street and enter it in a dog fighting ring.

You want me to put on a mask and meet you in the woods where you also will be wearing a mask?

No one seems to care. Last year the government pretty much said there are aliens. No one gave a shit. Me, i'm getting a jump start on figuring out which side to be on when the aliens and dinosaurs fight it out for control of the earth. This isn't based on who I think will win because i've seen enough war movies to know i'm not going to survive a single battle. No, i'm just trying to figure out what will be more awesome, dinosaur rider or alien mecha pilot. Thoughts?

It's a monitor lizard....there's videos on youtube of people just keeping it as a pet...it's hanging out with their dogs and everything

Which part did you enjoy best? - Oscar de la Hoya coked out of his mind - The giant robot - The guy who faked a nut shot then cried for ten minutes - Snoop Dogg and Pete Davidson with lit blunts in the commentary booth - The commentary team with a rotating roster of three to four dozen people who learned everything they know about boxing from the Rocky movies - The random performances between fights by artists who will be firing their manager tomorrow

Good call....

I originally made a Florida joke but then I saw the video and the people in the store were not speaking English....I know what you're thinking and no, it wasn't Spanish, Cuban Spanish, or Hebrew...

My sister went to a McDonald's in China that looked like a 5 star restaurant. When she showed us the pictures I told her what I'm about to tell you..."I don't care what it looks like, now answer my question, is your teacher single or what?"

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(Check out counter) - "Next time, miss, please remember we have a no pets policy." - "She's not my pet. She's my spirit animal." - "We don't allow those either." - "Oh crap, she's eating someone again. You put him down, Fuggs! You put him down now!" - "It's alright, miss. Don't worry about it." - "What?" - "That's the health inspector. He's the reason we don't allow pets." - "oh." - "That'll be $7.50"

There are some phrases that produce the exact opposite response to the one they are meant to elicit, yet people use them regularly. We are such odd little things.

...after someone said, "Get over it!"

I'll be easy to recognize. I'll be wearing exactly what I'm wearing in my avi pic...

Like around noon...actually exactly at noon, 12:00pm...right out front, you can keep the car running, I'll come out to you

Omg, I'll be doing a job in Chicago in June too....it's a bank job so I'm not sure I'll be around after to see your show but maybe you can swing by the bank and say hello...

They're all I got. When everyone is dead and gone it'll be my references that keep me company in the re-education camps.

Take your money out of crypto and put it in Aerotyne International.