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All I know is I read Horizontal Refreshment and immediately thought of 69ing with ice cubes in each persons mouth. #ClassyAF

No need to edit in the sunglasses and cigarette. This man is a living meme.

Lice come in cubes? Is it like a new type of lice?? I've never heard of anyone getting lice, let alone the new cubed species....how did you manage it???

I only recognized 6/18. I don't know who failed me worse, my friend group or porn.

well, they are bolted to the platform

you want to put your dick in a machine and then possibly 'cause it to malfunction?

It's sex

I'd go to one of those cross fit gyms. They're always getting injured...you show up with a van done up like an ambulance and take your pick... Nothing against the ladies at the stripclub...they just seem like a group of people who would be prepped and looking out for a possible abduction/brain swap....I'm not trying to get stabbed

Pretty much....though Bleach did manage to maintain a better through line in its transition.... Funny how I've spent years dismissing sitcoms for their formulaic structure and predictability while watching the same kind of anime over and over

lol, what was the point of that? They gave up on it so quick.

...when talking about parents who murder their kids. Why is that?

If it ever gets that far, i'm getting Heroin. My go to isn't going to be the same thing I chugged in the bathroom before gym class in the eighth grade.

There is no way that doesn't already exist.

uhh, here, just watch this

lmao, ok Are you generally against washing your hands or is this specifically a post jerk off policy? Like is it part of what gets you off? Walking around afterward with dickhands?

wait, that's the reason why.... Lets say you had all the time in the world, what then?

I had a funny conversation recently. I need more data. Which one is it guys? Do you prefer to jerk off/receive a hand job dry or lubed?

It depends on how you feel about coming down with a sudden case of broken legs. Listen here you, that's Sponges' thing, ok. You can't just go around stealing people's shticks! Keeping this boat afloat is dependent on the remains of this pirate crew doing the jobs assigned to them. How would you feel if I suddenly started talking about getting a big dick and never, absolutely never, using it?

I hadn't thought about that. I was simply trying to make every aspect as analogous as possible. Looking at it now, I see that it can go both ways depending on how you took it. So the answer is really up to you.

- "What if he sets the whole car on fire AND THEN gets in to talk to the guy?" - "Inside a burning car?" - "yeah" - "he's going to question this guy inside a box of flames?" - "yeah" - "what's your name?" - "it's..." - "It doesn't matter. We'll probably have to change it. Here's a bag of money. Welcome to hollywood."