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(Check out counter) - "Next time, miss, please remember we have a no pets policy." - "She's not my pet. She's my spirit animal." - "We don't allow those either." - "Oh crap, she's eating someone again. You put him down, Fuggs! You put him down now!" - "It's alright, miss. Don't worry about it." - "What?" - "That's the health inspector. He's the reason we don't allow pets." - "oh." - "That'll be $7.50"

There are some phrases that produce the exact opposite response to the one they are meant to elicit, yet people use them regularly. We are such odd little things.

...after someone said, "Get over it!"

I'll be easy to recognize. I'll be wearing exactly what I'm wearing in my avi pic...

Like around noon...actually exactly at noon, 12:00pm...right out front, you can keep the car running, I'll come out to you

Omg, I'll be doing a job in Chicago in June too....it's a bank job so I'm not sure I'll be around after to see your show but maybe you can swing by the bank and say hello...

They're all I got. When everyone is dead and gone it'll be my references that keep me company in the re-education camps.

Take your money out of crypto and put it in Aerotyne International.

This post has made me re-live some personal trauma. I tell you this, I don't appreciate it one bit. It's because of people like you that my foundation has to work doubly hard to raise the awareness of ball handling etiquette. Especially for those of us with a more sensitive under carriage. I plan to have you brought before a Tribunal of some sort. Of Elders, possibly, who knows.

The last time you let your spirity animal free it ate @molarbear 's spirit animal

Your spirit guide has come to lead you on your journey. Safe travels, friend. - "Where's Poof going?" - "She's headed for the neighbors lawn ornaments again." - "Should I get the camera?" - "yup"

"...and he sucked my dick so well that my knees turned in....and now you know how people end up pigeon toed....blow jobs"

My grandma is like....eighty somethin'

inorite what's the point of these made up titles if we're not going to follow the very basic foundation on which they are established. If you marry a King, you're a Queen. If you marry a Queen, you're a King. The babies of Kings and Queens are Princes and Princesses. Dukes, Counts, and all those other titles go to family that didn't make the cut or people with enough money. If this is not how things are set up, then you've lost me entirely.

I just feel it's weird they don't explain why every time they mention his name and title on the news.....at least outside the UK

some of these are jokes, Ghosty no harm no foul, big shoots

hellz yeah you do All i'm saying is don't forget who noticed.... Ghostie has the heart of a true romantic..........he'll probably put your eyes next to it on a shelf somewhere

It's like Epstein's Lawyer telling Cuomo's reps, "....my guy had a shot..."

Don't even sweat that shit, Ghosty You didn't do nothin' wrong.......none of these hatin' ass nits even noticed her eyes before you came along spittin' that game I see you, homie.......hey, you wanna wing man for me at Prince Phillip's funeral?

Imao....I don't think the Queen has a twitter acct this all would have been possible if she had

I mean, according to certain conspiracy podcasts, she secretly runs the world. She could toss an island or two our way. I could easily run Cuba.

what I got dreams too

When the timeline skipped ahead 20 years, the dude was played by a different, older, actor. The chick had not changed at all...same actress, same everything. I was rollin'.....they were dead set on making this a fantasy in every regard, bruh