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Mix

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  1. This post has made me re-live some personal trauma. I tell you this, I don't appreciate it one bit. It's because of people like you that my foundation has to work doubly hard to raise the awareness of ball handling etiquette. Especially for those of us with a more sensitive under carriage. I plan to have you brought before a Tribunal of some sort. Of Elders, possibly, who knows.
  2. The last time you let your spirity animal free it ate @molarbear 's spirit animal
  3. Your spirit guide has come to lead you on your journey. Safe travels, friend. - "Where's Poof going?" - "She's headed for the neighbors lawn ornaments again." - "Should I get the camera?" - "yup"
  4. "...and he sucked my dick so well that my knees turned in....and now you know how people end up pigeon toed....blow jobs"
  5. My grandma is like....eighty somethin'
  6. inorite what's the point of these made up titles if we're not going to follow the very basic foundation on which they are established. If you marry a King, you're a Queen. If you marry a Queen, you're a King. The babies of Kings and Queens are Princes and Princesses. Dukes, Counts, and all those other titles go to family that didn't make the cut or people with enough money. If this is not how things are set up, then you've lost me entirely.
  7. I just feel it's weird they don't explain why every time they mention his name and title on the news.....at least outside the UK
  8. some of these are jokes, Ghosty no harm no foul, big shoots
  9. hellz yeah you do All i'm saying is don't forget who noticed.... Ghostie has the heart of a true romantic..........he'll probably put your eyes next to it on a shelf somewhere
  10. It's like Epstein's Lawyer telling Cuomo's reps, "....my guy had a shot..."
  11. Don't even sweat that shit, Ghosty You didn't do nothin' wrong.......none of these hatin' ass nits even noticed her eyes before you came along spittin' that game I see you, homie.......hey, you wanna wing man for me at Prince Phillip's funeral?
  12. Imao....I don't think the Queen has a twitter acct this all would have been possible if she had
  13. I mean, according to certain conspiracy podcasts, she secretly runs the world. She could toss an island or two our way. I could easily run Cuba.
  14. what I got dreams too
  15. When the timeline skipped ahead 20 years, the dude was played by a different, older, actor. The chick had not changed at all...same actress, same everything. I was rollin'.....they were dead set on making this a fantasy in every regard, bruh
  16. but......I just made that up There's a Canadian Mafia?
  17. imagine my luck only hitch is i'm not liquid at the moment....would you accept $10,000 in cocaine? only hitch is you'll have to pick it up at the boarder....plus side is it's the Canadian boarder only hitch is you'll have to kill the guy who delivers it....plus side is it'll be self defense 'cause he's going to try to kill you 'cause he was expecting me only hitch is his death will haunt you for the rest of your life...plus side is you're not going to live that long, what with the Canadian Mafia after you and all
  18. You and the rest of the Z-boys are about to change the world
  19. awwwww shiiiiiiiit time to make a bad ass last minute entrance with my crew....all driving bone stock '96 Mercury Tracers The Mercury Tracers get the ladies wet, bruh......mostly because they leak everything...oil, transmission fluid, you name it We bought them banking on the idea that shitty cars become kewl the older they get
  20. ...this is probably not what they meant, but it should be.....unflinching willingness to follow you into hell is a rare quality
  21. Once you looked beyond the veil, there is no going back
  22. It just becomes a whole different movie
  23. You don't know what they have down there. They're aliens >.> I'm going to google avatar cat people sex organs. That'll solve this
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