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I had to google oyakodon, but yeah, pretty much that

This is the best thing i've ever seen ever. I want to "learn wisdom," but whatever price you paid for this is worth it for the music video alone.

...is what shaq uses to cover those Ferraris and that Rolls Royce he keeps down in Florida? I was angry enough when I found out Shaq sold two millions copies of his rap album....

Donda is not that good. It's not terrible, but not good enough that i'd recommend it. Kanye is not a genius. He is a guy with mental problems who is good at making music, but better at cultivating interest.

Since when did one stop becoming enough? This consumer culture has become obsessed with more more more. At what cost, Pooh? At what cost?

If you don't remember it, put it in the win column....that's what my uncle told me

If i'm going to do a hard drug it's going to be heroin. Have you had sex on heroin? Tell us about the women in your inbox from your heroin days.

As long as it's not the police.

Yes, exactly. That's the face. That shell shocked, lights are on, but no ones home look.

You ever see that one construction worker who is holding on for dear life as the jack hammer is going....and you think to yourself, "the construction site is across the street, what's he doing in the park" It's kind of like that. It's really in god's hands once it gets started and I don't believe in god, so you can just imagine

I don't think anyone has ever said, "was it good for you?" That's just something they made up for TV. Me, i'm a good guy, so I usually ask, "are you ok?" It's not often that someone experiences over three thousand pumps in a forty five second period. It can be jarring.

I said WAS

dude, I'm dead

Who was the first guy to do it? Did he decide to on his own or was there a meeting before hand? ... - "They've had it with our shit. They want the right to vote." - "Well we can't give them that." - "Well we gotta give them something." ... All i'm saying is it doesn't make sense. Being faster is considered better in almost every context. We want fast vehicles, fast computers, fast athletes....We've built our lives around fast....We need a fast pass to get on the fast lane to go get some fast food. In conclusion, I did not cum early, you came late. You get to work early, you get a promotion, you get to work late, you get fired.....or you finish yourself off with that modified power drill you keep in the sock drawer.

That pic makes me sad.

Why is everyone stuck on the worms part? It also treats river blindness. I've never even heard of such a thing, but it seems more urgent than worms. If a pill cured acne and AIDS, you wouldn't call it the acne cure.

They can prove without a shadow of a doubt I wasn't any where near that Applebee's. I got all my vaccine shots, they know exactly where I am at all times your honor.

Escape? She's been waiting her whole life for this day. As the great philosopher Katt Williams once said, "...all real motherfuckers are waiting on one opportunity to show a motherfucker they ain't bullshittin'..."