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I'm pretty sure this is the basis for Scientology

...because they are intellectually, technologically, and spiritually far more advanced than we are. Advanced enough to know they will never take Afghanistan and it's pointless to try. I'm convinced that place is the only thing keeping us from being a viable Alien colony.

This is what it looks like when you strip away everything but confidence.

Zenith (2010) Get as high as you can. Lock all the doors and windows. Prepare for the mind fucking of your life. [8/10]

...but won't touch Staten Island. What is it about that place? At this point I gotta go. I gotta see it for myself.

You're going to need one of those gel ice packs, a sports bra that's one size too big, and a Sybian.

You can get knocked out and win because the other guy was "too forceful". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1HQDP-tkxo

I think, for sure, @molarbear We gotta eat that guy before he turns into Koga from inuyasha. It's only a matter of time. He's going to rescue every dog, coyote, and wolf he sees till he's got an army sprinting across the plains of the New World eating all the people we're supposed to be eating. it's no bueno

Damn, your skill tree is set. How's your cannibal defense?

There are no customers in space.

99% of them end in murder You've watched dateline. They never go, "They had a terrible marriage. We saw this coming a mile away."

Morning - Nothing Noon - Nothing Afternoon - Stretch Evening - Nothing Watch UFC Late Night - Nothing I was a cat in my former life

Well then, I guess it's settled. Feels kinda good to have a plan. This must be how preppers feel.

We could turn to cannibalism....No one's more respected in a post apocalyptic hellscape than a cannibal.

ok well we'll see who you call when you need the latest designer drugs and bespoke outfits with renegade fabrics god, we're gonna die so quick

Can you turn your pocket inside out so I can hold onto it?

I can swim well. With my swimming and your everything else, I think we can make it

I...don't KNOW you The internet is not real life

Wars, still a thing