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Mix

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  1. Zenith (2010) Get as high as you can. Lock all the doors and windows. Prepare for the mind fucking of your life. [8/10]
  2. ...but won't touch Staten Island. What is it about that place? At this point I gotta go. I gotta see it for myself.
  3. You're going to need one of those gel ice packs, a sports bra that's one size too big, and a Sybian.
  4. You can get knocked out and win because the other guy was "too forceful". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1HQDP-tkxo
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  6. I think, for sure, @molarbear We gotta eat that guy before he turns into Koga from inuyasha. It's only a matter of time. He's going to rescue every dog, coyote, and wolf he sees till he's got an army sprinting across the plains of the New World eating all the people we're supposed to be eating. it's no bueno
  7. Damn, your skill tree is set. How's your cannibal defense?
  8. There are no customers in space.
  9. 99% of them end in murder You've watched dateline. They never go, "They had a terrible marriage. We saw this coming a mile away."
  10. Morning - Nothing Noon - Nothing Afternoon - Stretch Evening - Nothing Watch UFC Late Night - Nothing I was a cat in my former life
  11. Well then, I guess it's settled. Feels kinda good to have a plan. This must be how preppers feel.
  12. We could turn to cannibalism....No one's more respected in a post apocalyptic hellscape than a cannibal.
  13. ok well we'll see who you call when you need the latest designer drugs and bespoke outfits with renegade fabrics god, we're gonna die so quick
  14. Can you turn your pocket inside out so I can hold onto it?
  15. I can swim well. With my swimming and your everything else, I think we can make it
  16. I...don't KNOW you The internet is not real life
  17. Wars, still a thing
  18. ODs same day
  19. ...DICK SUCKING MIDGETS!!
  20. ...has any survival skills what-so-ever. Fish, hunt, grow crops, start a fire without a lighter, none of that shit.... One of them actually said, "...sad part is I don't even think I could overcome all that with a never say die attitude like they do in the movies. I'd just find a comfortable place to lay down..." I guess what i'm trying to say is I finally understand the run on guns. When shit hits the fan and you don't know how to take care of yourself, you're going to need a gun. It's going to be a lot faster dying in a shoot out over resources than starving to death.
  21. It's like Roy Wood jr. said, "what's the point of playing table tennis to figure out which country is the best. Lets just have every country go to war, literally, ever four years. Everybody vs everybody, one gold medal up for grabs!"
  22. It's like his third olympics and homie is never going to sniff a medal in....Taekwondo!!! Fuck outta here But you better believe he is going to smash hella fine and fit ass in the olympic village. I'm one hundred percent convinced that's what he spends three years training for and when the time comes he shows up oiled and ready. You think you're just going to smash that radiant goddess from Ecuador without contending with the fact that she lifted 319 pounds over her head like it's a joke? Nah, B.....you need to stretch, oil yourself up, and make peace with your spirit animal or whatever that dance he does is.
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