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Welcome back, buddy! You look great! How was rehab?

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I rented a Batman suit once and the boots gave me permanent athletes foot.

Don't let the NBA draft day feathers fool you, there's no difference

Unless provoked

Happy Birthday, dad

that's a poorly put together sentence, I'll admit

That's a good father right there. People who have good relationships with their parents are the worst.

I guess this is it.

It's, by far, the best challenge i've ever seen spread like wildfire among the morons that populate the interent (us)... If you don't know, now you know.....

The best comment i've seen so far is when someone said "The CIA dropped off those milk crates in the hood."

The only difference between the two pictures up there is the glasses. Just get new glasses.

When the world is flooded and the fish rise up, best believe you will have to answer for your crimes - Didn't you just have a Filet-O-Fish at Mcdonalds? - So! They just started putting chicken in the nuggets, you think there's actual fish in that sandwich!? - Look, i'm just trying to help. Remember what the therapist said about taking up unnecessary causes... - Right, well, she also said to stop talking to you. - uhh, we're getting off topic here. The point is this asshole murdered those fish. - That's what i'm sayin'. What even are those? - I don't know, Piranhas.

Sorry, Hippo prevents me from sharing such details

I'm banned from Vegas. It's not a casino thing, @GunStarHero caught me cheating at a Halo tournament and I sprayed whip cream in her face and ran for it. Haven't been back since.

I think I'm sterile. I don't have any medical info backing this up, but my pull out game is laughable. People have literally laughed. You'd think I would have saddled some poor woman with my abortion bill by now. ... I should add, I have received more than the average amount of shots to the groin.

I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it.

Poof and Rapper decided to settle down and start a family. They moved to a ranch in Montana where they run a horse rescue. Rapper always dreamed of working with horses. Poof is glad to have a source of meat for when the dollar collapses and civilization falls.

...and so I rose in power. Slaying foes I didn't not challenge to fuel a legend I did not seek. In the end, I would rise to be King only to see myself fall to another puppet of fate.

It's always the system...................................man, I hate that guy

Wow, there's a lot to unpack here.... Lot O'stuff in derrrrrrrr.... Lot O'info... hmmmmm.... sooo, why da black lions negative and the white lions majestic???