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ODs same day

...DICK SUCKING MIDGETS!!

...has any survival skills what-so-ever. Fish, hunt, grow crops, start a fire without a lighter, none of that shit.... One of them actually said, "...sad part is I don't even think I could overcome all that with a never say die attitude like they do in the movies. I'd just find a comfortable place to lay down..." I guess what i'm trying to say is I finally understand the run on guns. When shit hits the fan and you don't know how to take care of yourself, you're going to need a gun. It's going to be a lot faster dying in a shoot out over resources than starving to death.

It's like Roy Wood jr. said, "what's the point of playing table tennis to figure out which country is the best. Lets just have every country go to war, literally, ever four years. Everybody vs everybody, one gold medal up for grabs!"

It's like his third olympics and homie is never going to sniff a medal in....Taekwondo!!! Fuck outta here But you better believe he is going to smash hella fine and fit ass in the olympic village. I'm one hundred percent convinced that's what he spends three years training for and when the time comes he shows up oiled and ready. You think you're just going to smash that radiant goddess from Ecuador without contending with the fact that she lifted 319 pounds over her head like it's a joke? Nah, B.....you need to stretch, oil yourself up, and make peace with your spirit animal or whatever that dance he does is.

And getting mad at me isn't going to change that, bruv It does explain a lot though

I thought it was just my family pics, but no, everybody back then looked like Shaft.

example?

Yeah that *cooks* was a *cooks* good time

She either joined or started a cult. I wasn't paying attention.

Just lean in

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but....we're going to have to put it down. It's for the best.

The wrong doge

...isn't superman's dog Consequently, i've lost a lot of money.

You haven't seen Train to Busan and you're judging me over that old ass shit that came out before my mom was born? Get yo shit together

The therapist said it was "...a tendency toward hyperbole..."

welp, whether this is true or not, I will be taking a trip to the pawn shop soon... For sci....-ex.......sex...it's for sex

How do you feel about the air cooled porches spiking in popularity lately? Is that you? Are you making that happen?

you're just going to end up eating me and i'm telling you now, i'm gonna be pissed

Government officials usually fuck up in zombie movies anyway, so this might just be par for the course