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alright, i'm gonna open up the play book for you just this once....pay attention...this scene from the critically and commercially unsuccessful 2002 comedy Slackers is what made me the sexual dynamo I am today...

You're just like my sister, you'll put anything on a resume

My answer would be based on an extensive survey and double blind study on the preferences of women around the world.....or whatever Lupita Nyong'o is into...

You shop for Hong Me, the Asian exchange student that just joined my math team/break dancing crew? I was wondering how he kept putting together fresh looks that transitioned well from the classroom to the dance floor...

For real? where's he going? I'm so out of the loop

that's how it's always gonna go...you gotta listen to your body....

appy birfdae muhfukka

Why Pat? Would you not have to kill King James before taking over Ohio?

whenever you can get it in...however you can get it in I hate working out, especially since I lost any real purpose for it, but I just put on some angry music and get through it....healthier way to manage stress than my other methods >.>

I hear you loud and clear... I'm gonna need slim fit jeans in blue, black and grey....and throw in a couple of chinos.....thanks, preciate ya'

Did you ever try the yoga fix 90 on youtube? It's beginner level and the instructor is good...it'll build you up at a steady pace from week to week and you can do it on your time...

gotta take the good with the bad I guess....what are you gonna do with the clothes you really like or that's expensive?

What happened with yoga?

right....I mean I've never weighed this much in my life, 180....I feel so stable

good call....I found Barbell Jeans, they stretch 👍

shit, i don't blame you...been a hell of a month for you, bruv Things took a bit of a dip at around 9am when I tried to polish off the last of this Ouzo I had....man that stuff is not for me....but we're on the upswing now

and i'm in no rush to catch up, i've got to ride this roller coaster for 24 hours....it's a delicate balancing act prob gonna pass out by noon at the bbq >.>

fuck it, it's technically cinco de mayo and I can sleep Sunday....LETS GET LIT!!!

your cat is checking to see if it can eat you yet...

hahaha....welcome to my world, bitch

WAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm...on the one hand it is 2018, I can do pretty much whatever.....one the other hand I am loathe to repeat the parka fiasco of 2004

actually my waist hasn't changed much...can't fit my legs into the jeans.....did I mention this is all intentional >.> #gettingjacked #gunshow #jk #stilloutofshape #Ilovebread