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UnevenEdge

Mix

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  1. I'm out...not going to re-up any time soon either.... marijuana expands the mind and I need it to shut the fuck up for a bit so just gonna stick to drowning it in booze like someone else's forefathers and american jesus intended
  2. I don't think i've ever looked deep into my eyes before....I don't like what I see there
  3. she's just a shitty person
  4. I wouldn't be quick to scoff at the animals...unlike us, they haven't forgotten what truly strikes fear in the hearts of your enemies
  5. I don't know if you guys are messing around or what, but thanks....made me feel better to think "hey, at least I know how to do my laundry, unlike these savages"
  6. who would of guessed the secret to adulting is the same as the secret to eating a girl out...
  7. aww crap....is 28 the cut off? that means I only have a couple months left
  8. it's about to be 2am and I thought I made the adult move not to go out tonight, but i'm still up and now i've started drinking....watching 20 year old me's favorite movie (human traffic) and polishing off my window sill joint....it just seems so fucking unoriginal to be this guy, but I always seem to find it so hard to think any of it matters "the obstacle is the path"...I forgot where I read or heard that, but lately it's been on my mind...what do you think it means? '
  9. are you in contact with her?
  10. pfft, nah.....the moped, all the danger of a motorcycle with none of the cool....
  11. I got 2/3 down, no problem....i'll leave it up to you to guess which two
  12. I saw that when it happened and realized you did it without trying....I knew then and there that your power must not be allowed to grow, for in time you may rise to challenge me... I CAN'T ALLOW THAT
  13. jobs are meant to be hated......now careers, that's a different story
  14. if only there was a job where you go on a never ending series of interviews for other jobs....you'd be set
  15. I never noticed that tat before
  16. nah, that's not the move....not just women, but anyone physically smaller than you can take some serious long term physical impairment....
  17. Nah, that wouldn't be enough for me....In my mind I would be stained for life...another humans feces touched me.... I would choke her unconscious and take a dump on her face....blood in blood out homie, bad boys for life (I don't remember how that goes >.>)
  18. haha...fair enough but you're a who in whoville....nothing but whos here....whose gonna judge you...dinosaur porn person, wifu person, or sneezing fetish person...and those are the better ones >.>
  19. I really hope that guy got the rest of the day off....do you think the poop hit him? He looked like he was trying to get away, but home-girl had that relief pitcher arm on her....
  20. yeah, the where-with-all to plan ahead....when she grabbed them I was like, wtf....she might of done this before....
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