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I don't know if you guys are messing around or what, but thanks....made me feel better to think "hey, at least I know how to do my laundry, unlike these savages"

who would of guessed the secret to adulting is the same as the secret to eating a girl out...

aww crap....is 28 the cut off? that means I only have a couple months left

it's about to be 2am and I thought I made the adult move not to go out tonight, but i'm still up and now i've started drinking....watching 20 year old me's favorite movie (human traffic) and polishing off my window sill joint....it just seems so fucking unoriginal to be this guy, but I always seem to find it so hard to think any of it matters "the obstacle is the path"...I forgot where I read or heard that, but lately it's been on my mind...what do you think it means? '

are you in contact with her?

pfft, nah.....the moped, all the danger of a motorcycle with none of the cool....

I got 2/3 down, no problem....i'll leave it up to you to guess which two

I saw that when it happened and realized you did it without trying....I knew then and there that your power must not be allowed to grow, for in time you may rise to challenge me... I CAN'T ALLOW THAT

nostalgia

jobs are meant to be hated......now careers, that's a different story

if only there was a job where you go on a never ending series of interviews for other jobs....you'd be set

I never noticed that tat before

quiet you

nah, that's not the move....not just women, but anyone physically smaller than you can take some serious long term physical impairment....

Nah, that wouldn't be enough for me....In my mind I would be stained for life...another humans feces touched me.... I would choke her unconscious and take a dump on her face....blood in blood out homie, bad boys for life (I don't remember how that goes >.>)

haha...fair enough but you're a who in whoville....nothing but whos here....whose gonna judge you...dinosaur porn person, wifu person, or sneezing fetish person...and those are the better ones >.>

I really hope that guy got the rest of the day off....do you think the poop hit him? He looked like he was trying to get away, but home-girl had that relief pitcher arm on her....

yeah, the where-with-all to plan ahead....when she grabbed them I was like, wtf....she might of done this before....

riiight man that guy has the mother of all service industry stories....I can imagine him at a bar "...yeah, well this one lady threw her own poop at me...HER OWN GOD DAMN POOP..."

oh, I thought you posted some link and it didn't work

It's definitely something....I just don't know what it is

haha what did you edit?

really? no...than couldn't have been it....though it would explain how she had that round in the chamber ready to go... I have done no research on this...