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Mix

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  1. haha...me too...I have a soft spot for some bad movies I saw as a kid....they just seem awesome to me Have you ever watched Idle Hands?
  2. Not once in my life have I been too or even seen a Bennigan's....in my mind it just seemed funnier than other restaurants that you could possibly be swindled at...idk
  3. not so fast....what kind of communist?
  4. Mix

    Cocaine

    Huge cocaine fan over here...don't use it just like to be around it...study it...appreciate it.............................use it sometimes >.>
  5. hockey............chicken
  6. you're gonna have to break this one down for me
  7. ...fast forward two weeks Scoob: "Guys, don't ask me how, but he got me....i'm currently at a Bennigan's staring at a $83 check" Us: "Wait, what!?" Scoob: "What can I say, the man's got skills...he's like the Bobby Fisher of dine-and-dashers"
  8. That was one lady's story...the others had different experiences...like one lady lucked out 'cause the manager recognized the guy from the local news and threw him out before their date began.... buddy's still at it though...which I find hilarious...like getting caught and outed meant nothing to him
  9. is that an insult...never heard it before... haha, would be an interesting body modification though...."Doctor, I need a dick nipple...I just don't think i'm getting the most out of these orgies and a dick for a nipple would change all that..."
  10. What's good? Suggest some stuff....
  11. come now, Zeni is way classier than that
  12. yes....you have to watch the 2000 Fantasy Romance Bedazzled starring Brendan Fraser
  13. lmao....it got away? it's an ant...how does it get away after being close enough to bite you?
  14. several women have already been duped by Paul 'HAHA' Gonzalez, at least two of whom went on dates with Gonzalez after the local news report came out... Gonzalez, pictured below wearing his trademark cheese-it smile, could not be reached for comment at this mother's apartment where he lives, located down the street from most of the restaurants where he has left women with checks as high as $130.....one woman who wanted to remain anonymous said he had already eaten a whole meal by the time she showed up for their date, but still ordered a steak and bottle of wine for the table before going to get his phone charger from his car just in case his sick aunt called....he did not return
  15. immortality or....uh....a million bucks your call
  16. yeah, for me....I just need black nail polish, no salon.... I was told it would make my nails harder so i'm going to paint my toes...
  17. it's what it says....I just remembered this 'cause it seemed applicable to the thread
  18. you shouldn't
  19. I have a week to decide where to kill you and dump your body so I can wear your skin to assume your identity... Why you ask, for your mod privileges of course....hahahahahhahahahahaha.... and the true genius is that no one will ever know it was I, @SwimModSponges , since I murdered this Mix and...ahh crap stupid text-to-talk is still on....damn thing's always picking up my monologues uhh crap don't post
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