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Seriously...don't let someone blow up your life just because you want to remain cordial....if it's this important, take the necessary steps to protect yourself...

it was in that moment that I saw it all... Naraku will finally see his fears bear fruit. He will get fired. Struggle to find work. Lose his home. Fall prey to heroine addiction. Athena will finally get a job with the pay and benefits she desires. it'll be at a rehabilitation facility. After two years of wondering what happened to Naraku, she'll spot him being checked in by his parents, looking worse for wear. Phillies will leave his parents basement and go to community college. He will excel and transfer to a state school with a good reputation. He will graduate and find a career he can fuel with his new found ambition. He will buy a house. Naraku will leave rehab, after 2 separate stints, a sober man. He'll move into his parents basement. Afraid that taking on the stresses of his former life may lead him to fall off the wagon, he settles into a slow paced life of late night video games and sleeping till 2pm while hugging a body pillow with an anime character on the case.

YOU THERE, WENDY'S WAGE SLAVE!!! GET ME ALL THE FRIES YOU HAVE, TO GO!!! WAIT! WAIT! NOW I'M AFRAID YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID AND YOU THINK I MEANT "GIVE ME A LOT OF FRIES"! WHAT I SAID AND MEANT WAS "GIVE.ME.ALL.THE.FRIES'!!!

you did what you had to do...no regrets

[bursts in the door with shotgun in hand] NOBODY MOVE!!! I'M HERE FOR THE BANKS MONEY NOT YOURS!!! YOUR MONEY IS INSURED!!! IF EVERYBODY COOPERATES THIS'LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!!! P.S. the wendy's is attached to a bank...

no offense bruv, but it just seems like you were trying to draw something and the ink pen exploded on your arm....

I'm out...not going to re-up any time soon either.... marijuana expands the mind and I need it to shut the fuck up for a bit so just gonna stick to drowning it in booze like someone else's forefathers and american jesus intended

I don't think i've ever looked deep into my eyes before....I don't like what I see there

she's just a shitty person

I wouldn't be quick to scoff at the animals...unlike us, they haven't forgotten what truly strikes fear in the hearts of your enemies

I don't know if you guys are messing around or what, but thanks....made me feel better to think "hey, at least I know how to do my laundry, unlike these savages"

who would of guessed the secret to adulting is the same as the secret to eating a girl out...

aww crap....is 28 the cut off? that means I only have a couple months left

it's about to be 2am and I thought I made the adult move not to go out tonight, but i'm still up and now i've started drinking....watching 20 year old me's favorite movie (human traffic) and polishing off my window sill joint....it just seems so fucking unoriginal to be this guy, but I always seem to find it so hard to think any of it matters "the obstacle is the path"...I forgot where I read or heard that, but lately it's been on my mind...what do you think it means? '

are you in contact with her?

pfft, nah.....the moped, all the danger of a motorcycle with none of the cool....

I got 2/3 down, no problem....i'll leave it up to you to guess which two

I saw that when it happened and realized you did it without trying....I knew then and there that your power must not be allowed to grow, for in time you may rise to challenge me... I CAN'T ALLOW THAT

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