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No worries.... I have a video I can send you that teaches you how to watch videos in a bar..

This.....this is how.....this is always how

That means he likes you.........................or he hates you...you can never tell with rats Name him Ripred...after the rat in one of my favorite kids book series, Gregor the Overlander...

LEGEN... wait for it ...DARY

ain't never shot no trout....but I done beat a deer to death with a fishing pole

what a tease............POP IT YOU WHORE!!! POP IT!!! I think this has awakened something in me

I hear you and I believe you...this is a safe place I always tell people i'm better at driving when i'm drunk but I never feel heard...and it hurts inside, y'know...they just ignore me and tell me to put my hands behind my back...

Sunday morning, rain is falling Steal some covers, share some skin Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable You twist to fit the mold that I am in

Ah, I see.....my guess was not even close Ofcourse they're holding their breath....Kabbadi is a game based on the honor system

You can make it a sport.....clearly now that is an option

oh shit, I think I knew the four chances part...now what is a corner back? Yeah I was thrown by the breath thing and rewatched some plays while I timed them....I'm still unsure, but I think someone was high as fuck when they came up with this

Future man season 2 episode 1 -- ?? I love this show

Don't you wanna be a professional athlete? That's an option for regular guys in this day and age.....my friend is a professional athlete....I go to his "game" and all I see is him throwing the frisbee around with some other guys in backward hats....I'm convinced it's a requirement to throw a frisbee, the backward hat....

I've lived in this country for going on 18 years now and all i've been able to figure out is that the quarter back throws the ball and the receiver catches it I refuse to look up the rules

It's harmless but oddly infuriating....he possesses a skill that's normally the sole domain of pre-teens

"...and she was never heard from again" Teacher: What was the moral of that story kids? Kids: Bitches be crazy Teacher: Excellent. Now for tonight I want you to read chapter three in your school shooting survival guide.

welcome back

happy threesome...I mean birthday..................................................................I mean threesome >.>

homie, it's literally in the title of the video

I looked up Kuru and it said it was a rare brain disorder....restaurants in vegas just keep getting weirder

see it...with some light exercise and a plane ticket to India, you could be in it...