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Mix

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  1. Can they do that? I mean why not leave the service up and let the enterprising few who are willing, make their bread risking their lives to get me a burrito
  2. uhh, sure....we'll go with that Does your office have a Wally?
  3. lmao...yeah, shit tends to stop being funny when it becomes a parody of your life
  4. Did you ever watch the short lived cartoon series?
  5. This many have been said before 'cause it seems so obvious the more I think about it, but @Naraku4656 might be the real life Dilbert
  6. I heard a rumor that Sam Kinison impregnated one of his friend's wives and that guy raised that kid into adulthood before he ever found out.... just something to think about
  7. 'course not....they thought he was coming out as bi so the cake is shaped like a person of indeterminate sex, shrugging....and "it's all good" is written at the bottom in frosting
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  9. He has to turn 11? Pish posh, I say.......my uncle taught me fire arm safety when I was 8 He bought my dad a gun and after what happened to him (and my dad) after my mom saw it....I learned to keep my distance.....for safety
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  11. Imagine that guy, before that night, grappling with his sexuality and unable to figure himself out. Finally, he comes to the conclusion that he is ok with his sexual fluidity and tells his boys who are psyched for him having found peace of mind. They go out to celebrate. Then......he meets your friend Him - "Hey guys...GUYS...listen. Forget what I said before, it's nothing but dudes for me from now on." The guys - "What? We've been here a grand total of ten minutes. What happened?" Him - "Nothin'....it's just....when you know, you know" The guys - "We're not buying you another cake" Him - "there's a cake?" The guys - "yeah, it's a coming out cake....the baker said that's a thing.....it is a thing right?" Him - "sure, why not"
  12. You should just treat him to the delicacy that is the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish
  13. Idk about that, but it's damn good
  14. Nah, it's solid....keep watching
  15. Nothing happened......that's your problem things have to happen
  16. With how Jon Snow's girl reacted to him eating her out I'm fairly certain the women in this time aren't used to having sex be about them and Pod seems like a....ahem....an attentive young lad
  17. But.......it will be amenable to bribes, right? >.> <.<
  18. How do you get consent? I've heaped a lot of shame on the family name but fish rape is one ive managed to dodge so far
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