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I remember someone saying weddings aren't for the bride and groom, they're for the people who attend... There was more, but I can't remember

idk, I just made this one 'cause I thought they were dickin' around when I saw the ages on the front page....

lmao, I should be dead................ omg, i'm dead This explains so much

They're 131 and 152 years old, respectively You guys don't look a day over 82.....what's your secret?

Stop, please.....one kid is plenty

I slowly die inside in these situations which you apparently pay extra for

The Pipe Boys!

You can say the same about most generalized hatred....it's a religion, it's a race, it's a nationality, it's a whatever... No one ever comes up with an argument for any of those that isn't heavily flawed

Who knows... I'm both unable and unwilling to form any meaningful bonds with people....at least that's what my ex said She might be right

Russian Doll Season 1 Episode 5

for baldness? I'm sure he meant like plugs or whatever

what's the cowards way out?

is that a tough man tourny?

What you need is a whole mess o' condoms.....y'know, to prepare for the life you want, not the life you have I could hook you up, I know a guy.....some of them may have holes in them, but don't even sweat that, pull out game strong

You poked holes in them, didn't you

I own body lotion.....my head is apart of my body

idk, I just found this....it could be her thing, but more than likely it's just 'cause youtubers don't know what the fuck they're doing...

those random lines killed me... lmao, that's exactly what I used to do, but then my sister told me it was bad for my skin and since she has a pharmacy in her bathroom dedicated to her face, I just assumed she was right...

AH HAH! I knew something was up.....your hair was too luxurious though now I don't know what i'm going to do with all these broom handles I sharpened to a fine point...(I thought you were a vampire)