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Mix

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  1. thank you you have no idea how much this means to me....no one gets me
  2. there are no feminists in a housefire lmao
  3. Bill Burr is a comedy genius
  4. oh the way he slid off into the distance was funny, but yeah it was hard to see him limp off
  5. poor little guy
  6. My Name is T-Bone, the disco Spider.
  7. Miss. Issippi
  8. Lady Luck
  9. Mother Earth
  10. Father Time
  11. nothing says new year like fresh regrets
  12. alright, i'm out.....looks like i'm gonna close this one out with what's left of this gray goose and that clearly married 40 something office manager who's been eyeing me............don't judge me, I'm not married
  13. My grandpa told me that beer is an acquired taste......so why not acquire a taste for cheap beer
  14. I've heard worse justifications for hit and runs
  15. What's in the bowl bitch?
  16. let's do this muthafukkas.....shit, you know what, I may have to drive home
  17. I really doubt that is going to happen....I have been quite the ass......and I've enjoyed it fuck these people....lmao, I just yelled that shit
  18. The exploding heart.....otherwise known as the ultimate upper/downer.... My cousin's friend's sister's boyfriend's neighbor tried it once and I heard it was awesome....or at least it looked awesome
  19. Huge cocaine fan right here....don't use it, just like being around it.....study it.....appreciate it.........................use it sometimes
  20. you were right to inform me of this mind blowing discovery It is crucial to my enjoyment this night....I shall use this information promptly in conversations with strangers
  21. Come over...I got it all...booze, drugs, upers, downers, in-betweeners bring a defibrillator if you can
  22. I heard, but I never bothered to look it up....he really fucked himself....no judgement though, I can't help but understand
  23. this was eerily familiar also, that idiot left with just one box and all it had was weed and his little league trophies?
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