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Mix

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  2. Imagine that guy, before that night, grappling with his sexuality and unable to figure himself out. Finally, he comes to the conclusion that he is ok with his sexual fluidity and tells his boys who are psyched for him having found peace of mind. They go out to celebrate. Then......he meets your friend Him - "Hey guys...GUYS...listen. Forget what I said before, it's nothing but dudes for me from now on." The guys - "What? We've been here a grand total of ten minutes. What happened?" Him - "Nothin'....it's just....when you know, you know" The guys - "We're not buying you another cake" Him - "there's a cake?" The guys - "yeah, it's a coming out cake....the baker said that's a thing.....it is a thing right?" Him - "sure, why not"
  3. You should just treat him to the delicacy that is the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish
  4. Idk about that, but it's damn good
  5. Nah, it's solid....keep watching
  6. Nothing happened......that's your problem things have to happen
  7. With how Jon Snow's girl reacted to him eating her out I'm fairly certain the women in this time aren't used to having sex be about them and Pod seems like a....ahem....an attentive young lad
  8. But.......it will be amenable to bribes, right? >.> <.<
  9. How do you get consent? I've heaped a lot of shame on the family name but fish rape is one ive managed to dodge so far
  10. How did kids let their moms know where they were without notes on the fridge? Oh my god, they didn't have fridges either! How did they keep their icecream cold?
  11. Which part turned you off? Was it the honesty?
  12. Maybe someone who knows him better can correct me, but..........the guy on the left looks like viper, doesn't he?
  13. I heard mental visualization helps....just imagine you're eating a sandwich
  14. eh, god gave you two halves of a face....you'll be fine
  15. Why do I spend half of it in bed....i'm free....I need to go out and run....run free and far
  16. The ad said "Free asshole bleaching" and I was running low on funds for the month, don't judge me
  17. and they tend to look it....dude looks 35, tops
  18. then why would you say that?
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