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are you fuckin' with me? you.....just told me what I see in the picture.....WHY....would you ask me what I see??

This is perfect....your avatar pic is perfect.....everything is perfect

Alright, first step, have your blood drawn....about two pints Second step, get a blood transfusion.....about two pints drunk blood out, sober blood in.......it's how I was able to make the walk on graduation day

Si, verdad Mentiras estan divertidas

Buenas noches, mujer de Frances.

Yo tambien.....es triste

Tu eres Goku?

Yo estoy bien, perro yo quiero hablar espanol ahora

Tus pantalones estan debajo del escritorio

Holla, Christobo Donde esta la biblioteca?

Callate pendejo

Why do they do shit like that? I can't understand it. Just run an honest business and get repeat customers. Why try to gouge everybody you come across... slimy fucks

Quien habla espanol aqui? Ayuda me, por favor...

I thought black cats were supposed to be bad luck... Does getting two negate that or were you just going all in?

we're all getting old....I am not looking forward to my thirties....I have a feeling it's going to be a rough ride

A high five is just a fancy slap

No one has any evidence to refute that........or prove that >.>

Sleep is just temporary death

ok...I figured, but I just wanted to be sure

What are tags?

all that sounds so interesting, but you just wanna know more...when do you stop flushing these things out...it never ends I think R.R. Martin isn't really that old....he just sacrificed his youth in a ritual that allowed him to finish his books

I was actually going to pose that very scenario, but I thought it was stupid....you guys just went up and did your material for each other?

Comedians on street corners holding up signs...'Will Tell Joke for Food'