Don't you wanna be a professional athlete?
That's an option for regular guys in this day and age.....my friend is a professional athlete....I go to his "game" and all I see is him throwing the frisbee around with some other guys in backward hats....I'm convinced it's a requirement to throw a frisbee, the backward hat....
I've lived in this country for going on 18 years now and all i've been able to figure out is that the quarter back throws the ball and the receiver catches it
I refuse to look up the rules
"...and she was never heard from again"
Teacher: What was the moral of that story kids?
Kids: Bitches be crazy
Teacher: Excellent. Now for tonight I want you to read chapter three in your school shooting survival guide.
you know your way around a rat.....and, also, may or may not have drowned someone in the past
we're gonna get along just fine, you and me
I'll leave you with this scene from the Oskar Award winning movie, Demolition Man
I do....humor is all I have, Doom.....it is the last piece of me.....I will hold onto it till the bitter end where on my death bed i'll hopefully have the energy to say with my last gasp of breath, "I hid the money beneath the...."
oh goodness no.....don't get me wrong I thought about it, but I don't have a horse cock I can flash to regain my standing in the group like the aforementioned ghostrek
my ramblings will remain off board where randos can judge their worth
it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience
I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces
could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me
it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it....
How many rats do you think it would take?