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I never used the word friend once in the op >.> But since you asked, I lie like I breathe....to friends, to anybody...it's the second best social lubricant next to alcohol and everyone knows how I feel about alcohol....heck, I've lied to you plenty of times and we're the best of friends...remember when I said men's rights activists burned down your she-shed....I lied...It was me...I was making blue meth in there and things went sideways

Did you get a cut of those millions?

what!? when I got that email I twitted about it...I called my family.....I even had my grave stone engraver update my gravestone

my heart goes out to you it should be there in two to three business days....use it to plug the leak

Did you reply to my request for a high ranking position and I just didn't see it?

First, no, I haven't made this thread before. Second, what replies? There was one when you posted

well good to know.....this was a test....you passed

You know that's a good point. I think I didn't use Trump because I kinda view him as a success story as far as guys saying crazy shit on stage goes I mean, what....I say crazy shit, people cheer me, then I become president.....no body count or anything....that's a win >.>

But only you and one other guy (the guy that called you out) know you're lying. Now if it was just you and this guy, you'd own up to it and try to fake laugh it off like it's not a big deal and you're not actually a piece of shit, but it's a lot of people and you just can't have all these people knowing you're a piece of shit. You can't laugh off the collective group indictment. So you make up your mind right then and there. You're going to stick with the lie. In fact as far as you're concerned it's now the truth. The other guys the one that's lying and damn it you're outraged. You escalate the situation because how dare he. You put on a big show like the sociopath that you are and muddy the situation so that no one can judiciously pick a side in this argument. Then you just never see or talk to that guy again. You ever do that?

I mean I do like saying crazy shit and being praised for it.....but i'm worried that this is how Hitler got started No one ever really knows how deep their crazy goes till they make the journey.....shit jokes might just be surface level '>.>

I've been to open mic nights....that's why I told you it's not the same shit in front of people >.>

at least i'd die laughing

It is hilarious.....I mean this was his first move, right.....think of how long he's been thinking about it lmao.... Now if you want to give up that power in exchange for unlimited babies....ask @Gina Szanboti about the 22 conference

Hey, look, if he's mostly what you want, then use your woman mind control to shape the rest... yeah, I know about the mind control you women use on us....I learned at the 21 conference with @Gina Szanboti

yes

Also, I heard there's so many places to workout you can do like eight spots a night or somethin'....I'm just regurgitating what I heard.... Why not move there? maybe you've outgrown Pittsburgh....grown too comfortable I have no idea what i'm talking about >.>

his mom threw his special pillow case in the laundry, some colors ran....he sorta snapped on the plus side he got into the same rehab facility as Kevin spacey....you know the one with the horse therapy....real nice place

lmao, I was referencing this bit from, I think it was Earthquake, who was talking about white people rebranding themselves....hipsters came up but yeah, i've never come across what you're talking about, but I genuinely hope I do because that would be hilarious

gotcha, watch out for white peop, uhh, i mean, hipsters

Every time I see this pic I don't think racism....I think of the moments in my life where I was so sure of myself...bathed in the glow of certainty right up until I went over the cliff

Yo, I just randomly typed that line up, but i like it....I'm gonna try to turn it into a bit

no, i'm black.....I smoke weed......and whenever I even see a cop I preemptively text my mama, my lawyer, and my priest

you had pcp this whole time and you're just taking it now? you've been fighting a naked man while also naked with what i'm assuming is a naked woman trying to break up the fight while yelling, "stooooop......dooooooon't.......uuuhhhhhhh.......you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys"

like you said, you'd take your clothes off too....I assume because it's more primal, which you said you were it all lines up

She likes to watch and they like to be watched....kink scratch my back, kink scratch yours type of deal