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I forgot everything you've ever posted about him the moment you said his family has a marijuana grow operation in Cali........MARRY HIM! ADOPT ME!

12 books.....one book a month more if my appeal to count close captioned tv episodes as books pans out

Dracula Netflix just released this three part miniseries. It falls short at the end, but definitely worth the watch.

Fragments of Horror...that's the only one I could do The other two would be read to me by a torturer to get information that they would quickly receive in less than a page OK, I've decided....I shall read.....fifty eight books............I got a year, right?

it's been six days....five if you needed time to recover from new years >.> How? How Sway? You must be downloading these books like Neo learning kung fu in the matrix

....as the birds sang, the clouds parted, and the sun shone down it's rays before a grateful world

do movies based on books count?

I had to read this twice.... As I understand it, you used magic cards to scare a guy into leaving the state to quit his drug habit?

I thought old school was staying in a loveless marriage for the kids or for appearances sake........or religion

You're a good guy..... my brain shut off when you said "the daughter of my mom's boyfriend"...

Happy birthday Toss one back Then a couple more Then just keep going till you see blue lights

Yo I nearly pissed myself laughing at that cat picture

Where are all these good reviews I'm hearing coming from? They guys making it are supposed to be indie guys done good.....I was looking forward to watching Kevin Garnett kill it on screen

I told you never to come back here @GuyBeardmane You know what you did

Who's there?

No argument here

"We" don't know shit Cause "we" never fucked sawdy

I said "good morning, lover"

am I clear now?

You must be a cherry tree farmer

Wait....am I still the executor of your will... Which joke did you want me to make? Do I still punch your father after I read the passage about you leaving him everything he deserves?

Sooo....just like my story? I'm lost

I never used the word friend once in the op >.> But since you asked, I lie like I breathe....to friends, to anybody...it's the second best social lubricant next to alcohol and everyone knows how I feel about alcohol....heck, I've lied to you plenty of times and we're the best of friends...remember when I said men's rights activists burned down your she-shed....I lied...It was me...I was making blue meth in there and things went sideways