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santa wuz callin' us hoz fuh deez gifts, son....think about it.....nobody laughs like that

we just have to calmly find the purple crown royal bag with the marijuana in it before the family does.....that or come up with a more convincing lie than, "oh it's organic tea my buddy brought me from south asia" Now think carefully........concentrate..................where in the house did I leave my bag of cape cod chips....

is....this still happening?

easy....I just do drugs instead wait....sobriety means no booze, right?

did you have an infection too? Fun times, the holidays....it never fails

Nega what?

why does no one ever watch the director's cut >.>

so is that where the avengers got this from?

that's embarrassing....I thought we were gonna murder each other

fight to the d.... ....wait, what? cuddle?

they do....last I checked (which was a while ago >.>) they were doing sign-ups online

yeah....haven't been to many comedy clubs, but that one had the best atmosphere

ever performed at the laughing skull?

oh shit, happy birthday, yo

i'm a fount of useless information

That sounds like a lot of work.....I think I got a better idea

that's Kumail Nanjiani...comedian/actor.... He didn't look like this before......in fact his stand up and his looks where pretty much as every man as could be, so the marvel movie casting and the new body is a huge departure....fuckin' psyched for him though

anyone that was laughing at him isn't laughing anymore, I tell you that much don't you recognize him?

bless you for including me, but i'm so fuckin' out of shape....i've just been doing shoulder rehab for months