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I had to read this twice.... As I understand it, you used magic cards to scare a guy into leaving the state to quit his drug habit?

I thought old school was staying in a loveless marriage for the kids or for appearances sake........or religion

You're a good guy..... my brain shut off when you said "the daughter of my mom's boyfriend"...

Happy birthday Toss one back Then a couple more Then just keep going till you see blue lights

Yo I nearly pissed myself laughing at that cat picture

Where are all these good reviews I'm hearing coming from? They guys making it are supposed to be indie guys done good.....I was looking forward to watching Kevin Garnett kill it on screen

I told you never to come back here @GuyBeardmane You know what you did

Who's there?

No argument here

"We" don't know shit Cause "we" never fucked sawdy

I said "good morning, lover"

am I clear now?

You must be a cherry tree farmer

Wait....am I still the executor of your will... Which joke did you want me to make? Do I still punch your father after I read the passage about you leaving him everything he deserves?

Sooo....just like my story? I'm lost

I never used the word friend once in the op >.> But since you asked, I lie like I breathe....to friends, to anybody...it's the second best social lubricant next to alcohol and everyone knows how I feel about alcohol....heck, I've lied to you plenty of times and we're the best of friends...remember when I said men's rights activists burned down your she-shed....I lied...It was me...I was making blue meth in there and things went sideways

Did you get a cut of those millions?

what!? when I got that email I twitted about it...I called my family.....I even had my grave stone engraver update my gravestone

my heart goes out to you it should be there in two to three business days....use it to plug the leak

Did you reply to my request for a high ranking position and I just didn't see it?

First, no, I haven't made this thread before. Second, what replies? There was one when you posted

well good to know.....this was a test....you passed

You know that's a good point. I think I didn't use Trump because I kinda view him as a success story as far as guys saying crazy shit on stage goes I mean, what....I say crazy shit, people cheer me, then I become president.....no body count or anything....that's a win >.>

But only you and one other guy (the guy that called you out) know you're lying. Now if it was just you and this guy, you'd own up to it and try to fake laugh it off like it's not a big deal and you're not actually a piece of shit, but it's a lot of people and you just can't have all these people knowing you're a piece of shit. You can't laugh off the collective group indictment. So you make up your mind right then and there. You're going to stick with the lie. In fact as far as you're concerned it's now the truth. The other guys the one that's lying and damn it you're outraged. You escalate the situation because how dare he. You put on a big show like the sociopath that you are and muddy the situation so that no one can judiciously pick a side in this argument. Then you just never see or talk to that guy again. You ever do that?