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benefits package?

shredded chicken breast with spring onion, tomato, jalapeno pepper, olive oil, and lemon Brown rice and avocado on the side

good call it was just another night

looking for a top notch henchman?

$2.02

This post reeks of sarcasm

Well, it's not as good as 4k, but it's free

2020

It's not a joke but it's the beginnings of something.... You'd think between the magic legumes and obscenely rich midgets, Ireland would be more like a Wes Anderson movie, but no, it's a Micheal Bay flick and you better believe he's blown through the pyrotechnics budget

You could skip the wedding and just go on vacation.... it's the same shit.... hey, we're together....hey, sign this thing....hey look, we're together

I edited that SECONDS after I posted it.....why....WHY must you expose my stupidity to the world!

happy happy joy joy

Irish potato famine....you laughed because in the back of your mind you remembered that from history class

Telling people you know html always feels like telling pilots you know how to ride a bike.....it's like, why even mention it

It takes a big man to admit that

I can barely read

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Bukowski

Rock your body

those 10-12 hour sleep sessions used to be everything....but now whenever they happen I wake up feeling lost....

The brain chemistry somewhere in those pre-dawn hours that gives you that brief sense of calm and clarity. Is there a term for that?