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Mix

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  1. lmao......I should maybe state that I give my partner plenty of attention....I'm not just staring at my dick the whole time.....just most of the time
  2. you don't go to the game and not watch your boy play....you know what i'm sayin'
  3. omg, I just described your dick didn't I
  4. let me put it to you this way.... I've had dreams where I was other people.... i've had sex in those dreams as those other people... still had my dick....
  5. star lord, man how is no one getting that reference >.>
  6. It depends on what you mean by nicer.... it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd
  7. Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks?
  8. idk what this has to do with it, but it certainly had my attention for it's duration
  9. Side by side or one on top of the other?
  10. Who?
  11. Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken Thoughts?
  12. I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
  13. no, schnookums.....remember what Daddy told you last time....we're not fighting, Daddy and Mommy are just wrestling enthusiasts....that's what all the leather was about.....
  14. Hey now, you leave Doom alone.....it took him a long time to put some base in his typing voice.... I like the new confident Doom, oozing with rock band fueled white man confidence....
  15. lmao, you had to know they were gonna come for you
  16. Have you seen last years line of Oprah's Favorite Things?
  17. But I don't do xanax....................................................................anymore
  18. If the script can say the seasoned hit man leaves his gun on the counter while he takes a deuce in the middle of an ambush, it can say the coke head over doses
  19. we were entering bat country, but I did the wise thing and bailed out of the car... Oddly enough, I don't remember posting this...
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