little_girl_lost

frogger and the ET game for atari

a few weeks ago a woke up cuz I shoved my bf, I was dreaming and thought I was being attacked by a midget in a ghillie suit he didn't wake up, he's a very deep sleeper

I've had other people hit me in the face in their sleep

they met by chance while both creepily hanging out outside the ladies room

most people cashiers card because mystery shoppers working for cops hit their store at least once a month, and that's not including an entirely separate company hired to make sure there is carding going on, or just cuz the bosses watch the camera and threaten firings I had a boss once card an 80 year old man just to prove a point

I get lots of surprised faces when people find out i'm in my 30s take it as a compliment

you're younger than me?!? for fucks sake, you look 40

I like playing with slime products watching someone else play with it makes me wanna get my own I bought a jar of play-doh to keep on my desk just so I can keep my hands busy with it or to relieve stress

are you the victim or the killer?

be like that one guy from a few years ago who threw a fit cuz subway doesn't offer ketchup for their steak subs

water has to be blessed by a member of the clergy or a religious figure to become holy

lookin forward to that tapeworm

yes that is barry McGuire of eve of destruction fame

it was a cold stone creamery, I don't have $30 to drop on a single cake

the sign outside said "Pre-Order you Mothers Day Cake today Giggity"

it isn't easy being green

I just had a fluffernutter milkshake w/ banana

man

I won a digital meat thermometer/grilling fork from skoal

young people these days

my imagination

I wish my bum was half as nice as the ones posted in this thread

and Tim Curry was born April 19th, 1946