little_girl_lost

sidenote: it angers me that arbys has billboards with the arbys hat with antlers and their "we have the meats" slogan, but they don't offer venison or any other wild game meats if they had, they could really up their sales and get a great deal of publicity for it

is this what hell is?

tell them that you are planning to come down with the flu

no, they were discontinued cuz Marlboro priced them in the top tier category, when they are mid-tier at best no one wanted to pay the top price for cigs that were midway between top tier and midlevel generic

your body also produces more earwax when stressed

my store has been stocked with them for months, they aren't popular in my area, its a lot of poor hicks around my store, not what a previous manager would call "a big menthol area"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I

I also watch futurama

the lathering is created artificially by sodium palmitate, and again, that's not a surfactant

I change the name of my wifi about once a month and I aim to piss off/freak out my neighbours

I tried satin sheets last year they were so slippery it was Impossible to keep the pillows where I wanted them

real soap contains a surfactant which puts a layer between your skin and the dirt/oils on it and when you rinse, you rinse off the soap and dirt+oils dove doesn't have that, its basically a solid lotion bar and does more damage to your skin by caking up the pores

naps are the best thing ever

if its the dove bar, its not soap

like, in space?

its completely unrelated, just shares a title its an underrated 80's stallone gem

tzatziki sauce

I love the movie Lock Up

that's ok, i'm universally hated

before I got my girl cat fixed, I couldn't watch the animal planet show Too Cute. the baby kittens would mew and cry and my cat would try to get into the tv to get the babies

I haven't seen a girls gone wild ad in years they've all been replaced with sarah maclachlen sad animal commercials

yep, a stunt https://twitter.com/i/moments/847301219664052224

the twitter post from cc's account translates to "make night late again", so i'm guessing its some kind of stunt to promote a new show or an april fool's thing

the second occurrence was during a commercial break of @midnight, so not part of a specific show

and this happened https://twitter.com/comedycentral i'm not clicking on the link in that post