little_girl_lost

Which way you goin, billy? Can I go too?

he couldn't keep his pretty head low

Come back to me

i'm legit jealous of pet beds, so much so that I've thought of getting a large dog bed just to nap in

they got commercials for pop tarts now that say they have more frosting, I call bullshit on that because the net weight is exactly the same on the previous packages and the ones advertising "now more frosting", both in ounces and in grams

I bought a cake today, the grocery store had cute little round cakes for $5 and I couldn't resist

in my store, the gold four lokos are the most popular

its just Italian meatballs, marinara sauce, cheese and Italian seasoning with garlic bread on the side, almost like a deconstructed meatball sub

i'm making meatballs, want some?

Applebees - 0/5 ?

i take pride in my vhs collection

I sell coffee, the vanilla cream is very popular, there's also a cookies n cream, and a hazelnut but the hazelnut smells like popcorn when I pour it out

casinos used to offer bonuses for getting the ace of spades and a black suited jack, casinos don't do this anymore, but the name stuck

because you touch yourself at night

One extremely flat one, and sometimes I push it aside and don't use it

i don't wish to be a virgin again, but sometimes I wish I could erase my favourite films from my memory so I can enjoy them for the first time again

i once stabbed a tv

i'm more about staying perfectly still while nude

I've always wanted to be a nude model for an art school

every generation believes they had the best kids shows

kids cartoons, I don't watch kids cartoons

I was in my late teens with no young kids around, I had no reason to be watching cartoons

this show was after my time