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little_girl_lost

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  1. Garfield is dead https://ceebeegeebee.wordpress.com/2007/08/28/garfield-is-dead/
  2. you can build stink bug traps with an empty 2 liter bottle and a flashing light and I think some syrup pf some kind, look it up, they are supposed to be really effective
  3. yesterday at work, a man yelled over to me from the cappuccino machine "hey, this says 'hot cocoa' is that the same as hot chocolate?"
  4. The word hysteria comes from the Greek word for uterus, suggesting that only females suffer from the disorder just thought the sexist history of the word was interesting
  5. Color Me Disappointedd
  6. Adventure . . . Day?
  7. Oh The Places You'll Go . . . When you need to score cocaine
  8. Somewhat related: You know that state farm commercial that features the song "A Bushel and a Peck"? I like to play that commercial but muted and with the song "Rocky" by Austin Roberts playing, but cued up from the part "Found an old gray house . . ." it synchs up really well
  9. i'd buy it and tell other people not to
  10. i'm pantsless under an electric blanket it doesn't get any better
  11. joke's on them, the playground was in my mind the whole time
  12. https://nypost.com/2017/10/26/man-enjoys-life-after-losing-3-foot-long-penis/
  13. Which way you goin, billy? Can I go too?
  14. he couldn't keep his pretty head low
  15. Come back to me
  16. i'm legit jealous of pet beds, so much so that I've thought of getting a large dog bed just to nap in
  17. they got commercials for pop tarts now that say they have more frosting, I call bullshit on that because the net weight is exactly the same on the previous packages and the ones advertising "now more frosting", both in ounces and in grams
  18. I bought a cake today, the grocery store had cute little round cakes for $5 and I couldn't resist
  19. in my store, the gold four lokos are the most popular
  20. its just Italian meatballs, marinara sauce, cheese and Italian seasoning with garlic bread on the side, almost like a deconstructed meatball sub
  21. i'm making meatballs, want some?
  22. Applebees - 0/5 ?
  23. i take pride in my vhs collection
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