I wasn't feeling well last night and I got sick this morning. I still feel like shit, my insides are in turmoil and I feel all lightheaded. I had to change my bedding this morning and it took me hours cuz I had to lay down for a half hour between layers.
And I have to be at work in an hour, FML.
1. I'm a little too paranoid to actually open the bag for fear of any chemical terrorism, even if they just sneezed in the bag
2. By all means, please. Post the number anywhere on the seediest parts of the internet.
This morning I step out of my house to find this
It's a ziploc bag with a flyer for the KKK and a business card for them and some cat litter (I assume the litter is to weigh the bag down).
I dont know who left this bullshit in front of my house. The card has a phone number for a 24/7 KKK hotline, time to start planning ways to make their lives hell.
I'm right there with you, I'm so pale I'm told that I look sick, and I also go straight from white to red in the sun.
But it's better this way anyhow, the sun ages skin and we'll look young forever.