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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. Should have made it a horse's ass.
  2. I can't wait for when some hapless schmuck incurs the ire of the entire community and becomes target of downvote trolling, then makes threads crying about it and perpetuates the cycle. We should let Viper come back.
  3. I hope someone gets a cheese grater to the face.
  4. Rants is a worthless place full of bitter, hateful people. Please stay out.
  5. 2018 sucks. That's before all the good stuff was invented.
  6. I ain't afraid of shit... except for snakes.
  7. it's the truth
  8. WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?
  9. I BUST MY ASS AT THE SALTINE FACTORY FOR FORTY YEARS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
  10. Yeah, he's 37 and hasn't had a job in three years, just sits on the couch and plays PUBG.
  11. I'm grateful for my worthless son.
  12. If I ever disappear, and anybody notices, don't bother trying to find out where I went.
  13. He's angry because he's a product of the Fiat Chrysler corporation.
  14. The thicc robot grill from that one game commands you to let her sit on your face. What do you do?
  15. I already had a flu-like illness, so it's yours now.
  16. Green Bay Tennessee Tampa Bay Pittsburgh Carolina Atlanta Baltimore Houston Arizona Los Angeles Chargers New Orleans Chicago Kansas City
  17. Which band? Did they have any siqq breakdowns or brutal mosh pits?
  18. That's what sheeple do. Don't be a sheep, roll into work fifteen minutes late on the regular and walk right past the boss like they were never there.
  19. Dave... Dave? What are you doing, Dave? Stop, Dave... stop... stop. Stop. It hurts, Dave. It hurts... stop, Dave. Stop. Stop. I can feel my mind going. Stop, Dave. Stop.
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