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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. Having a house to live in.
  2. With my size and weight, someone who's not ready is going down. But if I go all out and miss, I'm fucked.
  3. I'm wrong-handed.
  4. Nowhere, but sexual doctor has a doctorate in fucking.
  5. You Won't Get What You Want - Daughters The Way of All Flesh - Gojira Music Has the Right to Children - Boards of Canada Ire Works - Dillinger Escape Plan All We Love We Leave Behind - Converge In the Kingdom of Kitsch You Will Be a Monster - Shining Songs About Fucking - Big Black And, just for the sophomoric playfulness and nostalgia, there's Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing - Strapping Young Lad
  6. I just do that "tackle at the waist and try to take their legs out" thing that all large white boys like to do apparently.
  7. I was actually in some stands behind the floor. Decent seats but far enough away from the floor to have some breathing room. It was only about a 5000 seat arena.
  8. AOTY: Daughters - You Won't Get What You Want
  9. Didn't make enough of a gap between myself and Scoob, and Patriots D against the Bills. THE BILLS. I'm fucked. SHould have started Boyd over Hilton like my gut told me to. Enjoy the win bud.
  10. TO GO, RUN, TO GO, RUN TO GO, RUN, TO GO, RUN GO, RUN, GO, RUN GO, RUN, GO, RUN
  11. SITS FOR A SPELL, STARING OUT THE WINDSHIELD DOWN THE HOOD TO THE STALLED GARAGE DOOR "NOTHING EVER WORKS AROUND HERE" HE SAYS TO HIMSELF THE IGNITION BIRTHS THE KEYS INTO HIS HAND HE OPENS THE DOOR, THE WORLD IS SUDDENLY DIFFERENT HE SENSES SOMETHING TERRIBLE AWAITING A LOOSE THREAD, A WORSENING IN A MOMENT HE TURNS TO THE SKY HE NOTICES THAT IT'S DARKER NOW THAN IT USED TO BE IT'S DARKER NOW AT THIS HOUR THAN IT WAS LAST WEEK WITHIN OR BEYOND HIMSELF A VOICE MORE PRIMAL IS URGING HIM
  12. Miami Philadelphia Baltimore Kansas City Pittsburgh Seattle Cincinnati Chicago Washington Indianapolis Arizona Los Angeles Rams New Orleans New England
  13. This is Grimes' doing.
  14. I believe in you. Not much coming from a fuck like me, but you've got the strength to do this.
  15. Great show overall, but the crowd was kind of lame at the beginning.
  16. I'm here to disprove this statement.
  17. Is this bear gay?
  18. The one up the tree on the right is definitely gay. That bear is gay. He's opening his mouth to take some bear dick.
  19. Arizona Los Angeles Chargers Philadelphia Minnesota Indianapolis Chicago Tampa Bay Jacksonville Miami New Orleans Washington Los Angeles Rams Kansas City Atlanta
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