Codename: Jackass

Good day, @molarbear.

4chan hates furries. It's a good way to make them "REEEEEEE".

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So, now that PLAYOFF TIME is here, I'd like to thank you all for riding with me through the season. I think this league has been a successful venture overall, and I would like to do this next year, preferably with the same people. There are a few things I'd like to do differently. 1. Change over to Yahoo from ESPN. Yahoo's fantasy football interface is much more modern and intuitive. 2. Have six people in the playoffs, and each playoff match go for one week instead of two. 3. A few other tweaks, like having tiebreakers account for head-to-head record and some scoring stuff, like full PPR and bigger bonuses for gigantic 40+ yard gains. If there's anything I could have done better/differently, please feel free to let me know. I won't promise to change them, but if a majority of people are on board, or if something seems interesting to me, I'll do it. I hope you all have enjoyed playing this year. Let the games begin.

You can ride Watson, Ertz and Cooper to a championship if you play your cards right.

PLAYOFFS ARE HERE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!! Tiebreakers were determined by total points scored through the season. Your playoff matchups: #1 Tim Tebow and the Mile Highs vs #4 Feckless Tunts #2 SNEK Lee vs #3 Team PoohBear Redux CONSOLATION BRACKET #6 Johnsonville Brats vs #5 Lone Wolf Alpha Male Warriors #8 PDX Mas Puto vs #7 DF Thunderbirds #10 Steel Curtain vs #9 Teddy Throwsevelt #12 Dog Walkers vs #11 Balling Pandas

Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by the rules The time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get shit on in the end Scrape for a dollar, you'll die smiling, learning the same lessons once again When the going gets tough from the get-to, go man, go, oh brother, not another motherfucker, gotta go now.

Come back if you want to And remember who you are 'Cause there's nothing here For you, my dear And everything must pass And the world doesn't want you It will never tell you why You can shut the door But you can't ignore The crawl of your decline Come back, if you want to.

tfw Satsuki-sama will never sit on your face

Every single day.

When I was twelve. Maybe. I don't fucking know.

Listen to the bass.

I saw that one while I was searching and came very close to using it. I'm gonna put it back for later.

Nanomachines, Jerry.

I was thinking about that one but it'll be hard to fit into the tiny circular avatar. brb

Something something Viperslayer ragequit

I've had people talk behind my back and try to get me fired. Usually HR is useless, but that's the standard corporate way to handle personal disputes so that's why I suggested it. Old woman probably thinks she'll get something from doing this. If your boss knows you're a good worker then they won't pay attention to someone stirring up trouble.

Both are good, but I'm looking for something a little bit different.

If it were me, I would just ignore it. She can't do anything to you.

But I think it's time to bring back Costanza. Can somebody find me a good Costanza?

I never eat the food where I work.

Do you have any sort of human resources or management that oversees you? Is the old biddy your superior or are you both on the same level? Take it to a manager first. If there were a serious problem then your boss would have already talked to you.