Codename: Jackass

A few nights ago I was really really sleepy but horny at the same time and I was like "well I'll just load up the ol' porn box and rub a quick one before I pass out" and then I woke up with my pants off. Just passed smooth out before I could even begin.

You're living in the back yard. You can drink from the hose if you're thirsty.

He's a real tough guy, If I were you I'd watch what I said lest I receive a visit from the Alpha King.

I might hate purples but even they aren't people eaters. That's absurd.

Just kidding, I like puppies and kittens and baby birdies.

Yes, I agree. I eagerly wait for the void to retake me.

Anime was a mistake.

That is an insulting parody of Blue culture, shitlord.

I thought weebs were convinced of glorious Nippon's superiority. I think they'd burn down the building and enact mass seppuku with their Chinese zanpakto ripoffs.

Gotta attract the NEETs somehow.

Oh no

More like Indigo Man Group. BLUE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

If the weebs at the con knew that their entire outfits were made in China, what would they do?

Giving true misanthropes a bad rap if you ask me.

All Nords must be purged.

My katana (nippon steel folded a thousand times) is not your anime con prop.

Cool, I love Curb Your Enthusiasm!

I wouldn't trust a purple man as far as I could throw him, and all of their women smell like lilac, and I fucking HATE lilac.

As deep as your micropenis needs it to be.

All other Starburst belong in a concentration camp.

RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE YOU SUMBITCH

I don't remember u complaining abt Burger King last year.