Codename: Jackass

oh boy a new username quick, whose alt account are you?

goddamn it the image scaled down and the text is for ants now mods please delete this thread before they find out I'm not a real cyberpunk.

HACK THE PLANET!

You should have immediately started screaming AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS ILLEGAL STOP! I DO NOT CONSENT! AM I BEING DETAINED?" until they had to get the dog after you.

There's a less drastic measure that will be just as effective. Just pull your eyeball out.

There is nothing. The void calls to me. Also look up "Waiting for Guffman."

It's a play about nothing!

And now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

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By the way, do you use those little fizzy tablets to clean them?

At one point I considered ripping my teeth out and replacing them with teak wood, but then I found out that teak wood rots very quickly in moisture so that dream was dashed.

I'd start ranting about how everything is bullshit like that guy in Network.

I hope you flossed your teeth today. It would be most unfortunate if you didn't remove the nasty rotten biofilm gunk that accumulates between those pearly white chompers.

That's unfortunate.

Leave it to the French to come up with a nice name for some fucked up shit. Sorry man, I wish there were no such thing as brain problems for anybody.

IF I COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM, GARTH BROOKS IS GONNA DIE.

These thoughts are part of being human, and need not ruin quality of life. Treatment is available when the thoughts are associated with OCD and become persistent, severe, or distressing. A variant of aggressive intrusive thoughts is L'appel du vide, or the call of the void. Sufferers of L'appel du vide generally describe the condition as manifesting in certain situations, normally as a wish or brief desire to jump from a high location.

She gave me a preliminary diagnosis but I stopped my sessions before she could really get very far. I don't have compulsions to count stuff or touch certain things but I just have weird thoughts pop into my head and I get into repetitive thought loops that go forever if I don't have something to distract me. I might have a touch of the crazy.

I'm not a balloon man. I had that in my clipboard when I was trying to copy paste the 👌

I also have intrusive thoughts that I don't like. So when it's quiet I have them a lot. Stuff I'd never do but the thoughts come anyway. They're not hallucinations, there aren't any voices telling me things, I just have the sudden impulse to do weird shit like hit myself with a hammer or jump off a bridge, shit like that. I went to a therapist about it but I didn't feel like I was getting what I needed and quit going.

yeah buddy latex is nice 👌

I'm a very anxious person and I have some obsessive compulsive tendencies so my mind is racing constantly. I'm also very sensitive to noise when I'm trying to sleep, sounds keep me awake or, if I'm already sleeping, wake me easily. I have to have a fan going or I can't sleep. The solution is to never sleep again, just like in that scary movie. You know the one. "Bad Dream on Maple Drive."

I know you do. It's a good sound. Maybe not a boner sound for me, but it's a good sound. At least, it is when I'm the one making it. But I like to upset people like that. There's something wrong with me, send help.