Codename: Jackass

I haven't called in for a couple years. Took three days PTO in August, got sent home for being sick last year. That's about it.

show bob and vagene

I stole the price numbers off the sign from the gas station around the corner from my house once. 4 and 2 specifically. I was going to go back for 0 but I figured there was no point for a juvenile thrill.

This is a picture of Dak Prescott. Say something nice about Dak Prescott.

One time I was listening to Death Grips and my friend came into the room and asked me "What is that?" I gave him a half-assed explanation like "oh ya know experimental hip-hop" and he listened to the lyrics for a second and said "That guy's horrible." But my friend was cool about it.

Don't party too hard

But was it worth it?

that's to keep the normies out.

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!

I read some reviews from people who experienced it for themselves. Makes me wish I could taste it just to know how bad it was.

I don't care how you spelled it, I'm just disgusted by that particular beer. I'm not even picky. I see beer, I drink it.

The egregious part is that it's Natty.

damn rekt #shotsfired

WATCH MY BOOTS.

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The police got involved over this one.

How many psychopaths do you run into on a daily basis?

They just wheedle info out of you and send the men in white coats to take you away. Allegedly.