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A member of Congress is corrupt and taking bribes, eh? Doing is so badly they get caught twice? Again....stop the fuckin' presses.......

..........K

A member of Congress is corrupt and taking bribes, eh? Stop the fuckin' presses..........

I didn’t want to fathom a guess. The answers are infinite. I have a nap to take in a pit of packing peanuts and dirt, so can we just skip to the part where I misgender a jellyfish and die from nitrogen inhalation?

I KNEW it would happen in MY state (MF Mexican border state with wheelchair bound hobbit for governor). I just didn’t think it would happen in my neighborhood, but it did. No more than a few minutes after I left, no less. But, unfortunately, fuckery abound in this place. Honestly, if we would get away of the worship of the bomb and bullet mentality, things would be better. Unfortunately, fucks who SHOULDN’T be near dangerous shit are the ones who GET the dangerous shit by default.

Congratulations. Never give up that mentality.

Are we CERTAIN this wasn’t the most MASSIVE Freudian Slip of all time?

Wait. Why are feeding into stupidity again?

No. I’m not……but yes? It’s for somethings related to that incident. I couldn’t pull a Banksy, but did this. It’s what I was willed to do, and dammit, I’m gonna do it.

Yesterday. At the courthouse. Attorneys are the only people I know who still carry them.

Yes. They are.

Can't find a $100 million jet.......but can find THIS motherfucker.

……404media? Really? REALLY? Sigh. This is about as low effort as it gets. My colon was more productive while responding to this.

Yeah……..I’m still trying to figure out how they fucking LOST A $100 MILLION JET. The ACTUAL, FACTUAL FUCK

Nah. I’m good.

Oh….my FUCK, that IS funny as FUCK! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

Yeah. That has been the talk of the town around here since the incident. I’m in the Southside of OKC.

These muffukkas.

Undefeated. Internet

Fuck it. Meme time.

……I wanna say “I’m sorry to hear that.”….I wanna say “Congratulations.” I don’t even know if one of my customary responses works here……so….yeah.