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If you put milk in first, you're a sociopath. I have yet to be proven wrong with this one.

I once pushed someone who was trying to fight me into an elevator going down. Still couldn't get a rise out of me.

I definitely remember this. I remember being on the old boards when this was happening, LIVE. Fuck, I remember someone (and whom that someone is) making a meme name about it, and subsequently getting banned over it.

Yes. I was dead center in the middle of totality. It was awesome.

NRA has entered the chat.

This is stupid, because this is just another highlight of “old man yelling at clouds”. Pornhub holds all the cards here (minus 1). Abbott doesn’t want to get near this, because he automatically will lose. Zodiac—erm—Ted Cruz won’t set foot near this, either. He doesn’t want to miss out o. His favorite vacation spot. They both have been unnecessarily quiet, even on border dispute BS lately. I think it’s because if they oppose Pornhub pulling out, then they would be in direct opposition to their belief that we are allowed to have a say on what happens to our bodies and what we do with them. They would also be aborting a business. Not to mention the “research” they would have to conduct. The person they’d need to consult unfortunately died in prison. They are all on the same list, so they are trying to distance themselves from the Cheeto Jesus they made, because they have a false idol, and now, don’t want to be persecuted for it.

It’s not giving a fuck. They DEFINITELY don’t give a fuck.

I’m surprised. That’s pretty good taste. I have a LOT of these bastards.

AT&T is offering a $5 Fuck You credit to anyone affected by the outage.

They said my cell service was not working for “non-payment/return of cellular device” which is bullshit. I paid THIS month’s bill in DECEMBER by accident. I literally had a credit on my account for this month. So, I get to spend the time to yell at their shitty customer service rep on the phone. Nah, I think I’ll just do this shit in a store. This is the SECOND time they have blown up their muhfucking service for a mass number of people in 6 months.

Yeah.....that's about White. 😅

The same thing that's awaiting us at the end of line: Nothing. [Actually, mine got deleted, because self-depreciation wasn't the call of the day then]

Yeah......that's about White.

Oh man....I nearly forgot about this dude.....RIP

This Pope knows what's up.

Nah. It's not like that. Was playing Lethal Company with my group of usual suspects over drinks. Someone wanted to see what one of our bodies was worth in game (because EVERYTHING is sellable), which got us talking about it. So, we decided to literally see what a human life would be worth, because, well, when in a debate over drinks, I DEFINITELY don't want to pay for everyone's drinks.

I did the math, and it would be more beneficial for myself, my family, and everyone around me if I simply died right now. The insurance money would square away my family, friends, and debts. It's a cold, hard, logical win-win scenario.

I will not answer texts or calls from people simply because I'm not sure if they can handle my response. Mostly because I just want to go back to sleeping, drinking, or Internet. I don't like being on the phone.

This one hit me hard. He's an actor whose work I always await to see. He didn't always take AAA roles, but the ones he did take, he KILLED them.

@PhilosipherStoned That sounds like a normal Thursday for some people.

Really? Ad hominem personal attacks? Really?

As badly as I want to see that (No, seriously, I do. I'm really starved for entertainment right now), I don't know if it's really worth all that for this. I'd rather listen to this over the normal drivel I hear on a daily basis.

.......Those must've been some REALLY damn good gummies.