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lupin_bebop

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  1. Sigh. Sexual assault (multiple counts) Fraud (multiple counts) Insider trading (expunged due to business being defunct) Embezzelment Wage theft Securities fraud Money laundering These were all under a single RICO case. Before your brain overheats trying to ask the question: RICO is an acronym: Racketeering In a Criminal Organization
  2. You said all that bullshit, and still couldn’t get it right. Swing and a miss.
  3. Power that be gutted the food health, safety, and regulations. Then, they decided to saber rattle with labor and citizenship issues, I’m not surprised. Play stupid games; win stupid prizes.
  4. Nah. We ain’t worth shit. Humanity is fucked. Has been for a while. I, for one, welcome the heat death of the universe with open arms.
  5. I’m the opposite. I don’t want to go outside. People are out there, and I really don’t like them. Humanity as a whole pisses me off more, and even quicker than before. I’m less inclined to deal with bullshit from people, as well. I AM a little more understanding and forgiving when people make honest mistakes now, though. I don’t enjoy a lot of the things I used to, which kinda sucks. I am too focused on survival and just making it to really take time for that. I’m just trying to break even. I also don’t pursue relationships with people anymore, either. If they want to be around me, then cool. I’ll do the same. If not, then cool. I’ll do the same. As long as I get where I need to go.
  6. I do own them. I also do t think everyone should. It’s not a God-given right. It’s a law-given one. You should be tested and licensed to own one, just like we do for cars. Then again, I’m just the fence in this apology. I don’t care one way or the other.
  7. As a lefty, I hate “ambidextrous” items. They aren’t actually designed around being ambidextrous. They also cost more. It’s a pain in the ass.
  8. Most American cartoons post-Obama era are trash. That includes the ones on Cartoon Network. Say what you want to about Stephen Universe and Adventure Time, I don’t care. I still see them as unadulterated ass.
  9. Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and other frame perfect “Souls-like” games are overrated and not fun to play. I’m not here to turn this game into an obsession or play it like I’m one of the developers. This game isn’t my job. It’s meant to be a fun hobby to enjoy after I do my fucking job everyday, not be like doing my fucking job everyday.
  10. 5 things I’m starting, because fuck people: 1. Giving back energy. If you’re going to walk up to me, see that I’m not paying attention because I’m doing something other than being in my phone, yet you slam your shit in front of me to startle me into paying attention, I’m going to slam your motherfucking beer and pretzels into the counter before putting them in a bag, which will also meet gravity. 2. Beating down unprompted stupid/bullshit statements. This one is a no brainer. “Are you open?” I just opened the motherfucking doors. “No. I’m closed now, sorry (Place I work is 24 hours).” 3. Calling out shitty behavior. From punching Nazis to getting people to handle their crotch spawn, I’m gonna start being an asshole to people who deserve it. 4. Rewarding good behavior. See previous, but giving muffins instead of hands. 5. Chaotic Neutral. Might give you cookies, might fuck up your entire family tree. Roll the dice.
  11. Usually, you’re right. You get a good one once in a while. Usually, it’s better to just live alone.
  12. Yeah…..that was back when I used to give fucks. Also back when I was full ADHD Mode in school and but a tiny Weeb.
  13. I’ll take it.
  14. 5 reasons my roommate is about to catch hands: I cooked steak, and they complained about char…..from a charcoal grill. Then continued to eat $30 worth of steak, and had the audacity to ask for more. Ate my food. Literally ate it in front of me, knew I saw them do it, and tried to act like they didn’t then, tried to gaslight me, saying they bought that food they didn’t I’m the only one who buys food you don’t have to heat up in the microwave (or that you have to actually cook). Went $6K+ into debt buying a PS5, Xbox Series X, and new TV instead of a new water heater, roof, and landscaping for the house….that THEY own. I ADHD Brained for a second and accidentally left my laundry basket on the washer on day….and they barred me from using the washer, drier, and grill….because they were upset I washed dishes instead of moving my laundry basket. They came home to me cleaning the house and kitchen on day…..and yelled at me like I had a tail. Took their work bullshit out on me. I IMMEDIATELY got them back by paying their rent in $1 bills, nickels, dimes, and pennies.
  15. Nah. Keep this. Fuck that cold and ice and winter shit.
  16. Yeah.....this is definitely in the Tim and Eric/Eric Andre brain rot time of Adult Swim programming
  17. I’ve got something for you: : , ! ( - ) ; “ & ” ? \ _ / . They are called “punctuation marks,” and you need to use them. They are free. Making me think I’m on Wheel of Fortune or some shit while reading that bullshit. Thinking: “Can a motherfucker buy a fucking period, my dude?”
  18. ……….They have people for that.
  19. That really sucks. I guess it was bursting at the seams containing all the Internet for you.
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