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5 things I’m starting, because fuck people: 1. Giving back energy. If you’re going to walk up to me, see that I’m not paying attention because I’m doing something other than being in my phone, yet you slam your shit in front of me to startle me into paying attention, I’m going to slam your motherfucking beer and pretzels into the counter before putting them in a bag, which will also meet gravity. 2. Beating down unprompted stupid/bullshit statements. This one is a no brainer. “Are you open?” I just opened the motherfucking doors. “No. I’m closed now, sorry (Place I work is 24 hours).” 3. Calling out shitty behavior. From punching Nazis to getting people to handle their crotch spawn, I’m gonna start being an asshole to people who deserve it. 4. Rewarding good behavior. See previous, but giving muffins instead of hands. 5. Chaotic Neutral. Might give you cookies, might fuck up your entire family tree. Roll the dice.

That whole fight was bullshit. As soon as I saw Jake get tagged, then Mike backed off, I knew it was bullshit.

“The other 99%? You mean ‘the poor’? Fuck them.” ^ The why.

They are only helping him. A hot terroist is the ULTIMATE forbidden fruit.

Good luck finding an unbiased jury. Selector: “Who here has health insurance *Most of pool raises hands* ”Who has United?” *most of pool keeps hands up* Selector: “OK. We must dismiss these jurors, due to bias.”

This wasn’t a hitman. This was divine justice. This was the voice of the people made manifest. This was bringing balance to the force. This was the will of Thanos.

This wasn’t a hitman. This was divine justice. This was the voice of the people made manifest. This was bringing balance to the force. This was the will of Thanos.

I submitted thoughts and/or prayers to be used. I was denied because they are not allowed with my level of coverage plan. Turns out that they are out-of-network for me.

Mood.

Usually, you’re right. You get a good one once in a while. Usually, it’s better to just live alone.

Yeah…..that was back when I used to give fucks. Also back when I was full ADHD Mode in school and but a tiny Weeb.

I’ll take it.

5 reasons my roommate is about to catch hands: I cooked steak, and they complained about char…..from a charcoal grill. Then continued to eat $30 worth of steak, and had the audacity to ask for more. Ate my food. Literally ate it in front of me, knew I saw them do it, and tried to act like they didn’t then, tried to gaslight me, saying they bought that food they didn’t I’m the only one who buys food you don’t have to heat up in the microwave (or that you have to actually cook). Went $6K+ into debt buying a PS5, Xbox Series X, and new TV instead of a new water heater, roof, and landscaping for the house….that THEY own. I ADHD Brained for a second and accidentally left my laundry basket on the washer on day….and they barred me from using the washer, drier, and grill….because they were upset I washed dishes instead of moving my laundry basket. They came home to me cleaning the house and kitchen on day…..and yelled at me like I had a tail. Took their work bullshit out on me. I IMMEDIATELY got them back by paying their rent in $1 bills, nickels, dimes, and pennies.

Nah. Keep this. Fuck that cold and ice and winter shit.

Yeah.....this is definitely in the Tim and Eric/Eric Andre brain rot time of Adult Swim programming

I’m gonna need another minute.

You’ll have to remember that one. I’m the bus driver.

Hmmm. It’s like those who had only business ties to him are speaking up, while those who had personal ties are oddly quiet. i know I’ve seen this pattern somewhere before….it was with another case….a recent one.

Since I have both a Sam’s Club and Costco memberships, I can make my OWN sub sandwiches. I don’t need subway

K

Yes. But they were chasing those profit falls…..AKA children.

Or……OR….they could just go back to the $5 footlongs that we were used to.

I’ve got something for you: : , ! ( - ) ; “ & ” ? \ _ / . They are called “punctuation marks,” and you need to use them. They are free. Making me think I’m on Wheel of Fortune or some shit while reading that bullshit. Thinking: “Can a motherfucker buy a fucking period, my dude?”

Philip deFranco said it best: ”You don’t get to billionaire status by being a decent human being. It comes off the back of people beneath you. No matter who you are.”

I just need them released…..it’ll be the biggest musical tantric money shot in history.