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Cause of death? Heart disease, or simply just not giving a fuck. Most likely murder, though. Also, I thought your dumb ass was getting the fuck away from here? I guess that was bullshit, too. Just like the tits.

No.

*shrug* K.

THen get a fucking shopvac and call it a day. They will last for damn near ever if you treat them correctly.

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Realistically, ANY vacuum will do. I recommend bagless ones for pets. You don't have to spend that much. The one I use is like $45. The belts cost more than the fucking vacuum. I recommend a shopvac, honestly, you can do wet and dry that way.

.....................So.......a wannabe RuPaul?

I don't know.....I'll have to ask him. Or Zeni.

That's not me after bunch of vodka. I'm a much bigger asshole than I already am.

You mean FAKE chocolate M&Ms?

Maple bacon from Hurts Donut Then, chocolate glazed and regular glazed from Krispy Kreme

Tech is being worked on as we speak.

FUCK YOU. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.

Nice.

Check social media. I'd also check calendar to make sure they didn't take vacation. I'd also check places they frequent, someone had to have seen them or noticed.

There's a dude in my apartment complex who starts his loud ass fucking beater truck at like 5 AM. Pisses me the fuck off. Seriously, it's awful. I want to put sugar and flour in his gas tank just to get his car to shut the fuck up.

Wait.....you want a macro for birthdays? Seriously? I ALREADY had macros for posts, now, you want me to do it for Facebook? Wow.

Too much PhotoShop.

Yeah, no. That's not how that works. Also, I thought you were gay?

Best. Trap. EVER.

It'll be all right. You'll wind up getting one that you want.

............I don't even need to dignify this post with a witty response.

HA! I was waiting on someone to say this one.

You've whacked it to traps so much, your'e out of lotion. Just hush.