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Hmmmmm........but wouldn’t that require showers and stuff? And for you to take time off work?

My clocks do it for me. Don’t really have to do shit.

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It’s probably because you’re a fuck boy zeta male bottom. Only they eat Domino’s.

I get my eyes checked every year. I’m not scared to, because it’s cheap under my insurance. I haven’t gotten glasses for a long while, though. Just got some new ones this year.

You sure it's not because you're eating baked beans?

I can't stand slow Internet. It's a sin. Need to keep petitioning Google for Fiber in my area.

Mine is okay, but bad, because I don't have white privilege.

I mean this with all the love in the world, Sponges, but: Fuck you, Sponges.

Black guy in wife beater reporting a domestic violence incident in an apartment complex with the police around in the state of Texas.

Not worried about down payment. I’m just afraid of getting paperwork fucked.

Right there is where you fucked it up. My mom is a real estate agent (corporate real estate), and I KNOW it takes them a fucking century to do that shit, because I was their office monkey/gopher for a while. I’m waiting another year before getting finalized to get my shit in order. I don’t want hard credit inquiries done all at once, especially around the holidays, because that’ll fuck me.

Yeah.....our mall is playing it, too.

I considered a town house, but I'm still too close to people. Unfortunately, most of the houses in Dallas are sardine houses.

I can manage most of the maintenance stuff in a house. My dad at least showed me some practical skills. I know the process for getting a house is a fucking nightmare. It's designed to be a nightmare for anyone born after 1955. They do that shit on purpose. It's some bullshit. Good news is that I've already started the process, and gotten most of the preliminary stuff out of the way. Still need to start the bank stuff and offers without things getting taken off the market and shill bidders.

..........Do I REALLY need to go into this one?

I'm going to hear just about everything no matter what happens. It's the problem with being a musician and having a degree in audio. My neighbors don't realize I can hear EVERYTHING. The floor and ceilings are thin as fuck. At least, in a house, I can play my music loud as I want. I just have to worry about the neighbors being nosy shits.

Domestic disturbance. No excitement. I just wanted some fucking peace and quiet. I'm tired of their shit. Also, with my old job, I really don't want the police poking around.

Yeah. In a house, they’ll take your statement and shit.

Yes, they usually do. I have a feeling this will be a timed exclusive, rather than a true exclusive.

You sound like a beta male.

Not necessarily. It's also used by legitimate businesses to conduct transactions that would otherwise get them taxed to fuck and back. Also, in my previous life, that's how I dealt with some of my pay. It's cryptocurrency. It CAN be converted to cash, but unfortunately, like everything good on this planet, it has been perverted by fucking idiots, and trafficked.