GunStarHero

Spin me, He-Man! Nyeaaah!

The shut the fuck up and go do something with your god damned day than make shout out threads to female board members, Cuck Norris.

My girlfriend is in the same boat. It's weird if she doesn't have one.

It'd be the last time I have all that LAN stuff. Gotta downsize for the new place. I'll have it through August though.

Speaking of, are you bringing the kids along when we hit up the town or are they staying at your sister's?

Titties?

I don't think I've slept in a chair since I fell asleep at my desk in high school.

I like to import some 2D into my 3D so I can watch some DDs in 4D.

Time for work. I'd show more of the uniform but my name is stitched on in various places.

I recently added my mother on FB, as well as my aunts. Nearly everything they post looks something like this: "Lawd have mercy! I figgered me and ma susta guhs could go to da pool but that dern wind got me a hollerin! Ummm no! Now we just chillin in da house! lol" The rest is them tagging one another (or at least attempting to) in those hokey senior citizen ass memes.

Evidently they still offer DVD subscription services, too.

Adolf Hipster and the Vinyl Solution Blue Eyes White Privilege The Ovarieactors Nemecyst

Like your temper tantrums when you played games with board members or when you tried the lost puppy shtick on practically every female user and tried to pity party your way into their pants, or more realistically their friend's list on social media?

How dare you, Molar. I would have loved to Roxbury some unsuspecting bitches in the club.

Are you doing that again where you call out a female user in a shoddy effort to flirt with her?

So here's this:

As far as I know it is.

You reminded me that this exists:

I'm always on board to see some nice titties.

Same. BUT SOON!

I swear I've seen a couple more threads.

Ugh I want a corgi so bad but they're so expensive. Legit considering financing a damn dog just to have one.

Steal it.

You know, I'll say this Packard: you and your life make me feel so good about myself. Thank you for your service.

This is basically how I see atheists these days. Especially younger ones. I used to be like that when I was a kid. Thought I was so fucking smart. Nowadays, if anything, I'm just an optimistic nihilist.