GunStarHero

Just another racist echo chamber, really. I was beaten by homophobic family members when I came out. Dad even tried to send me a conversion therapy camp. You know, where they torture the gay out of you or until you commit suicide, anyways.

I go to the various drug stores because people seem to forget they have candy too.

All the discount candy the day after.

Meh I was able to get a new TV last night because of the Super Bowl sale and it'll be dead at work so it's working in my favor at this point.

I got plenty more we can watch. Smoke up and give it a watch. The context does not exist for the gif. I watched the movie and I was still at a loss.

It is. Well worth it. You can find it on YouTube.

Samurai Cop

She wants all the current food thrown out for new food cooked a particular way she likes.

Come watch bad movies with me.

Had someone come into one of our restaurants and threaten to Facebook Live me when I refused her request to "reset" the food to her liking. In a buffet.

You have every reason to hate them. I've been privy to what goes on behind the scenes in multiple buffets. If the price isn't over a certain threshold, it's literally not worth it.

The best way to avoid being sick is to die.

Washing any meat is not recommended. You mainly wash things like produce. Scrubbing or rinsing meats does nothing beneficial. It can spread loosely attached bacteria present on the surface of the meat and potentially cross contaminate everything else around it.

Tryhard retard.

They call me Mr. Raider. They call me Mr. Wrong. They call me Mr. Vain. Cause I know what I want, and I want it now.

When I first started working on kitchens I was assigned to the grill one night. It was a small work area with a fridge in the far corner, maybe 15ft away from the grill and fryers. I had a line of people getting sirloin steaks and had almost enough for everyone. Last guy asks for a steak and I tell him I'll grab some more to toss on the grill. He turns away for a moment and just as I turn to walk to the fridge, I slip on grease and fuckin baseball slide towards the far wall. Hat fell off, apron bunched up, and my hand swung up and grabbed the fridge door, opening it. Pulled myself up looking like the floor just had its way with me. No one had seen anything. Just looked like I teleported and lost my hat and apron.

Great, now I'm thinking about those shitty ads Comedy Central used to run for that train wreck of a movie: The Underground Comedy Movie. Just stupid shock "humor" like two super models on the toilet. Always ran after the Man Show so you got to see girls jumping on trampolines and then girls shitting in the toilet, back to back.

That's like the only scene I enjoyed from that movie. That and Jet Li in wigs.

When I first joined the boards I was 13 and just had to tell the world about my bishies and yaoi fantasies. Posted many of them on the board that first year. Luckily they got purged over time so I never have to look those mistakes in the eye again.

What? No! That's impossible. Take down the internet, ya dummy.

If it makes you feel any better, I was interviewed at a Halo 2 tournament back in 2006 because I was the lone female competitor. And then I embarrassed myself by trying to sound funny but instead stuttering and coming off like a savant that only reads game manuals. It went out on the local radio. My saving grace was insisting I go by my gamertag instead of my real name. The place this was held was stoked to have radio coverage and promptly added the whole thing to their website. It went offline a few years after. So what I'm saying is crush them under boot and take them offline.

Everyone knows that only the most alpha of males constantly reminds everyone just how alpha he is.

I can't tell you how much time we wasted in those classes. Beyond a quick math lesson and a little test, we didn't do much else. And we got candy and pizza for passing those tests. Life was semi good.

To be perfectly honest, I always thought the "gifted" classes in elementary school were useless. I took them cause I got out of class and got less homework by proxy. More time to play soccer or Pokemon after school.