GunStarHero

I've never broiled salmon but here's a straightforward video I found. Hope it helps. https://www.allrecipes.com/video/4052/melt-in-your-mouth-broiled-salmon/?internalSource=picture_play&referringId=110447&referringContentType=Recipe

I grant your granting but you lose a turn in this game, I guess. I want the power to summon and control demons.

Granted. You are now the most efficient park ranger alive. I want the power to be good at whatever I do.

Granted but the bolts come from the tip of your dick and you have no control over them so they fire off every time you dislike anything at all. I want the power of Oxiclean.

You can now speak to fish but only when they're dead. I want the power of flight.

You now have mod powers, but only over your own content. I want the power to breathe underwater.

You now only exist as Jingai's conscience. I want the power to start and stop time at will.

He's just going to chase after you with the speed and ferocity of a 6th grade girl. Well he would have, had you done this during his prime. Now he's just gonna be grumpy about the whole ordeal and have a little snack. And if you're lucky, his protege Anderson SIlva won't use the secret training Seagal gave him to perform the secret kick that won Silva UFC 148.

Chris Evans, solely on the slim chance I have of sleeping with him. Unless he's into that?

You gain the power to run a metal refinery. I want the power to go Super Saiyan. (Also feel free to reuse powers already listed.)

I was too busy serving food to his ratchet ass followers that like to mob restaurants on Sundays after the sermon. Legit the most disrespectful people I've ever fed.

But are her tits and ass stupid?

You were also wrong. A friend of mine worked on Rush Hour 3 with Jackie Chan. He even gets screen time in the hospital fight.

1. My friend fought Jackie Chan. 2. I can do 500lbs on the leg press. 3. I am a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Granted but you have to recharge using your dick. And you feel EVERYTHING. I want the power of omnipresence.

Granted. You die instead. I want the power of regeneration.

Granted. You are still the worst. Granted but it's only the power over the forgotten art of Tibetan Scream Singing as performed by two Berkeley trust fund students. I want the power to control animals.

Granted. You can freely manipulate all probabilities at your whim. Provided you maintain a full erection and sing Papa Can You Hear Me the entire time. I want the power of the Sun.

Granted But Gordon Ramsay always yells at you anyways and you always spill or drop whatever you try to eat before you can eat any. I want the power of life and death.

Granted but they require 8 AA batteries and last 5 minutes before needing fresh batteries. I want the power of Grayskull.

Yea but only the top two.

Granted but everything just moves to Arkansas every time. You have the power to pee pure gasoline but only when you drink gasoline. I want the power to learn any language I hear or read.

Granted. You get perpetual walking farts instead. I want the power of shape shifting.

Had a roommate that did that. Was totally unaware because they were on a different floor of the house and I didn't go in their room til they left. Christ it was awful.