GunStarHero

Granted but you have to recharge using your dick. And you feel EVERYTHING. I want the power of omnipresence.

Granted. You die instead. I want the power of regeneration.

Granted. You are still the worst. Granted but it's only the power over the forgotten art of Tibetan Scream Singing as performed by two Berkeley trust fund students. I want the power to control animals.

Granted. You can freely manipulate all probabilities at your whim. Provided you maintain a full erection and sing Papa Can You Hear Me the entire time. I want the power of the Sun.

Granted But Gordon Ramsay always yells at you anyways and you always spill or drop whatever you try to eat before you can eat any. I want the power of life and death.

Granted but they require 8 AA batteries and last 5 minutes before needing fresh batteries. I want the power of Grayskull.

Yea but only the top two.

Granted but everything just moves to Arkansas every time. You have the power to pee pure gasoline but only when you drink gasoline. I want the power to learn any language I hear or read.

Granted. You get perpetual walking farts instead. I want the power of shape shifting.

Had a roommate that did that. Was totally unaware because they were on a different floor of the house and I didn't go in their room til they left. Christ it was awful.

Denied because it was hentai. High five for giving me the source, though.

Current place is about $100 regardless of season. Previous place was a large house and that shit was like $500 during the summer.

Granted but your date is a literal senior with dementia. You get the power to time travel but exclusively between times when you had explosive diarrhea. I want the power of invulnerablity.

You get unlimited stamina and a 9 inch penis but you are now Viper. I want the my mother's power of attorney.

We've played this game before but here are the rules again for a refresher: A user posts a super power, then the next user adds a condition to it that ruins it and then posts another super power. Rinse and repeat. Example: User 1: I want the power of flight. User 2: You can fly but only at a speed slower than you can walk. I want the power of telekinesis. So, to start, I want the power of super strength.

Do you accept payment in lollipops?

I'd have to dig it up but I've got a video of me playing Halo and someone on the other team is flying around the map and using auto aim to kill everyone. I managed to kill him while he was flying. Got into the Warthog (jeep) and turned a corner, accidentally killing him when he respawned and was trying to fly off again.

Thank you. 💖

Lets do it. We can marry too early and rush into having a kid. We grow to resent one another while the child comes of age. There will be talks of staying together for the kid's sake but it backfires and in the end we do more damage than good. We unofficially divorce. You keep the house. I get an apartment across town. We split custody. Our child gets two Christmases for the price of two broken homes. We both gain weight. You lose some hair and I stop wearing pants that don't have elastic waistbands. We try and date but it's a waste of time and effort. Our 40s blow past us and our kid is almost out of high school. We sit in different sections at our child's sporting events at the rec league. The kid is good. Not pro good, but they dont hate us for signing them up to play all those years ago. It doesn't go anywhere but it instills good behavior like team work and taking care of your body so it's a rare win for us. We pour our life savings, originally intended for shared dream vacations and a fancy car, into our kid's college fund. Didn't get the dream college but the second choice came through so it works out. I lose my job and have to settle below my skill level and pay grade. You hate your job. Money is kinda iffy. We reconcile and I move back in. It doesn't work but we grin and bear it. Along the way we get a dog from the local shelter, and our now 20-something child adores him. They move home with us for the remainder of college. College is going well and work is miserable but steady. We grow resentful and cynical. Our kid brings home their first date. A late bloomer it seems. The puppy love is almost cute though, reminds us of simpler times. Things are going well for only child. A friend of ours works in the same field so they got a job right out of school. Still going strong with that relationship. Soon we have grand kids. They keep doing this stupid dance and reciting this horrible song that barely sounds like English. We rag in it. Together. Our mutual disdain for the new generations fads brings us together again. Our fears of dying alone begin to fade away. We grow to love one another again. It's nice for a few years. Until I go in for a routine checkup and find out I have cancer. It'll be awhile before it takes me and we use that time to dip into our retirement funds and relive some of those dreams we gave up so long ago to make sure our kid had a good life. It was a good last run but I succumb in the end. You're a widower for awhile but you meet someone new. It's not forever but you find comfort in having someone to hold again. Our family is growing and things are as good as we could've hoped for. It wasn't perfect and we made lots of mistakes and wasted a lot of time a long the way. But in a way, we come to find that perfection comes from little moments not from entire lifetimes. Also I want the comforter when we take that break. My grandmother made it and I know its comfy but she gave it to me. Don't fight me on this you motherfucker.

You and your threads are almost as vapid as I am.

There was a time where I assumed the very same position while my partner prepared the snake armor. Ended up just sitting there for like 5 minutes like "...hello? Did you leave?" They couldn't get the package opened so cut to both of us, ass nekkid trying to cave man bash our way into the stupid thing and eventually us just watching a movie instead.

AH! ZEN-SEI! ZEN-SEI IS SO COOL! WHO CAN DARE TO MATCH THE POWER OF OUR MASTER!?