GunStarHero

Granted but there is no lubrication so you feel every bit of that bill. And the bills themselves are painfully counterfeit. I want the power to control every volcano.

Granted. Every video game ever released becomes trivial beneath your unyielding might. Nothing escapes you and you complete every challenge, no matter the difficulty, without breaking a sweat. But it becomes boring. No game is stimulating. What was once a leisurely past time is now a chore. You literally cannot fail. Games lose their appeal. There is nothing left. No pleasure comes from crushing every thing you play. You grow bitter. Game devs and other players accuse you of cheating. In a way they're right. But in another way, you no longer care. This once incredible past time has become a joyless husk of it's its former self and find yourself yearning for a challenge. You impose personal handicaps and multitask but nothing can stop you. Before long you swear off it all and quit altogether. Game Over. I want the power of the elements.

Granted, but to maintain this power you have to watch the entirety of the movie Leonard Part 6 each time before using it. I want the power of necromancy.

Granted but you become confused and hurt yourself in confusion. I want Saitama's one punch powers.

Granted, you may now add one Orichalcos card to your Yu-Gi-Oh deck. Check current banned card lists for details. I want the power to conjure and control fire.

You are now stuck inside Minecraft. I want the power to use the Kamehameha Wave.

Granted but every time you break an electronic, you destroy every one of its kind across the globe. I want the power to change my voice.

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Granted, but you're still gay from before. I want the power to shoot (and control) lasers from my eyes.

Granted but you can now only breath underwater. I want the power create portals.

What chu be playin?

Carbon monoxide poisoning probably.

If I ever have a child it will be through adoption. Also my mother seems to think that I will definitely have a daughter and that she will love all the clothes her grandmother gives her. I wont let any child of mine be dressed by my mother. I swear she thinks Muppets and potato sacks are high fashion icons. Got my little sister looking like Vigo the Carpathian.

Granted but you are now gay. I want the power to conjure storms.

You die instead. I want the power of invisibility.

Ah! Lester and I go way back. To the last time he whooped my ass.

I'll just hang back and rob you on your way out of this thread.

Granted but the time it takes to teleport is as long as it would take to physically travel there. I want the power to steal other powers.

You have the power of squatters' rights, but the world rejects squatters' suffrage. I want the power of the Power Rangers.

Saw it on Game Pass and was considering downloading it but this falls in line with what most people are saying. I still don't get why this series exists beyond the fact that they had to dangle the Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta in front of people to even sell the first game.

Get some eel.

Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

You are also a man.