GunStarHero

Get some eel.

Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

You are also a man.

I'd take Zeni over actual creeps anyday. Like the guy that assaulted me at a bus stop or the plethora of dudes I didn't respond to on dating sites that took it as a slight and harassed and threatened me. Or You know just how I can't really travel alone, especially walking, without something to defend myself, however futile it may be in the end.

Granted but you have to immediately sit after them every time. No clean up. I want the power of echolocation.

Granted but you have zero control over it. I want the power of controlling gravity.

Definitely draw every day. And tracing for practice purposes can be fine. Just don't use it as a crutch.

Granted but you are now a baby. I want the power of mind controlling people.

I absolutely did the same. My proudest pictures starting off were all copies of Dragonball Z characters. I would trace back then too. It actually helped me out when I stopped trying to trace every little detail and instead traced the outline then added details free hand. Drawing upside down was helpful too. Keep at it yo!

Granted, you are now Joe Dirt. I want the power to instantly generate any item I want.

You and I both know the Earth is just a giant space turtle with a disc on its back.

It looks interesting but I haven't played it yet. Last BR game i played was H1Z1 and I didn't care for it. I feel old cause I don't really play newer games much anymore. But any thing to knock Fortnite off its hill is welcome.

I'll be cooking for other couples at work today and then go home and just microwave a burrito cause I aint cooking after work tonight.

Pffft you still believe in the moon.

Granted but now Kanye West is perpetually hunting you. I want the powers of a ninja.

You are now a gray-skinned zombie. I want the power of the Infinity Stones/Gauntlet.

You now have the power of an over the hill pop culture icon with the staying power of a 0% Rotten Tomato Scoring-Kevin Spacey-Talking Cat film. I want the power to instantly master any martial art I see.

Yes but laserdisc was popular in some parts of Asia. You can find lots of older anime on laserdisc in Japanese.

Granted, you have discovered drugs. I want the power of Super Mario.

Granted but the only thing you can catch is ice. I want the power of clairvoyance.

I'm the opposite since it makes me sick every time I eat there.

You understand sloppy joes. But now you know too much. You surge to the top of Interpol's most wanted list and must live a life on the run. There is no sleep, there are no dreams, only nightmarish machinations of the true horror that is the truth behind sloppy joes. I want the power to control water.

You now have the ability to use a 1/16th scale Chinese knockoff of Voltron. Batteries not included. I want the power of interstellar power.

You gain the power to play any musical instrument poorly. I want the power of Captain Planet.

You gain the ability to receive every newspaper with lottery numbers delivered to your door. I want the power of thunder.