GunStarHero

The best way to avoid being sick is to die.

Washing any meat is not recommended. You mainly wash things like produce. Scrubbing or rinsing meats does nothing beneficial. It can spread loosely attached bacteria present on the surface of the meat and potentially cross contaminate everything else around it.

Tryhard retard.

They call me Mr. Raider. They call me Mr. Wrong. They call me Mr. Vain. Cause I know what I want, and I want it now.

When I first started working on kitchens I was assigned to the grill one night. It was a small work area with a fridge in the far corner, maybe 15ft away from the grill and fryers. I had a line of people getting sirloin steaks and had almost enough for everyone. Last guy asks for a steak and I tell him I'll grab some more to toss on the grill. He turns away for a moment and just as I turn to walk to the fridge, I slip on grease and fuckin baseball slide towards the far wall. Hat fell off, apron bunched up, and my hand swung up and grabbed the fridge door, opening it. Pulled myself up looking like the floor just had its way with me. No one had seen anything. Just looked like I teleported and lost my hat and apron.

Great, now I'm thinking about those shitty ads Comedy Central used to run for that train wreck of a movie: The Underground Comedy Movie. Just stupid shock "humor" like two super models on the toilet. Always ran after the Man Show so you got to see girls jumping on trampolines and then girls shitting in the toilet, back to back.

That's like the only scene I enjoyed from that movie. That and Jet Li in wigs.

When I first joined the boards I was 13 and just had to tell the world about my bishies and yaoi fantasies. Posted many of them on the board that first year. Luckily they got purged over time so I never have to look those mistakes in the eye again.

What? No! That's impossible. Take down the internet, ya dummy.

If it makes you feel any better, I was interviewed at a Halo 2 tournament back in 2006 because I was the lone female competitor. And then I embarrassed myself by trying to sound funny but instead stuttering and coming off like a savant that only reads game manuals. It went out on the local radio. My saving grace was insisting I go by my gamertag instead of my real name. The place this was held was stoked to have radio coverage and promptly added the whole thing to their website. It went offline a few years after. So what I'm saying is crush them under boot and take them offline.

Everyone knows that only the most alpha of males constantly reminds everyone just how alpha he is.

I can't tell you how much time we wasted in those classes. Beyond a quick math lesson and a little test, we didn't do much else. And we got candy and pizza for passing those tests. Life was semi good.

To be perfectly honest, I always thought the "gifted" classes in elementary school were useless. I took them cause I got out of class and got less homework by proxy. More time to play soccer or Pokemon after school.

I dont think there's anyone I'd want to hate fuck. As for regular fuckery, I'll have a go at poof. But first I must prepare my combat armor.

Not sure if this factors in at all but we didn't have college credit classes available until the 7th grade and it was very difficult to get in.

Haven't seen it but I will contribute this to the thread:

There technically is but it isn't explicitly called AP. I was enrolled in it in the 3rd grade. It was mostly us reading books above our grade level and learning basic algebra. This was in the 90s, though.

You know, there are several, older lesbians at work that keep flirting with me. Like hard. It's almost annoying. Go get some tiger boobs, though.

She was already stiff before she went outside.

I'm on board for this porn's premise.

I wish I had waited a bit before diving into college. I think taking a year or so off from school can be good for a teenager. I agree on the working in the mean time, too. Always helps for a dose of reality if nothing else. My dad pressured me into college the month I graduated high school to pursue a degree in something he was interested in but I wasn't. He had me stack classes so I'd essentially be in my senior year two years after starting. Burnt me out hard. I was maintaining the grades but was unable to do literally anything else. It all ended poorly when he pulled my funding for being a "fag" and I couldn't afford that school and had no real job experience. Wound up taking out student loans to fund myself through a terrible college for a degree I liked but had no job market where I was. I really do wish he would have given me what you're talking about giving your kid. Just a little time to drink in the real world and watch my peers and learn from their experiences before diving in myself.

You're mom isn't going to give you one, that's for sure.