GunStarHero

I'd tell you I have to become an Infinite Time Reaver but that's far too plausible for the likes of me. The truth is I'm just bad, but insistent upon, juggling.

Also I have pet rats now.

Wish I still had the pictures but we used to go to Fort Benning for this reunion event for the 29th Infantry Regiment because my grandfather served with them. My grandmother was still invited every year so we would all go, even after my grandfather passed away. Best part was one year when we got to see a weapons demonstration and after it concluded they let us come up and talk with the soldiers and see some of the guns. They had used a tank and it had a mounted machine gun and I asked to go inside the tank and some Rangers escorted me and my dad inside and showed us around. Then one of the guys asked if I wanted to help him fire the mounted gun. I must've been like 11 but I was so damn hyped to fire that machine gun. So the guy sits me on his lap and has me hold the handles with him while he just unloads for a few seconds. I remember my body just shaking like crazy, my eyes all big with wonder. After that, we got down and he handed me an empty tank shell casing. Shit was dope.

Running my girlfriend through some of my favorite shows, usually only an episode per day. We're slowly getting through them. So far we've finished: Space Dandy Hikaru no Go One Punch Man and we're fairly far along with: FLCL Trigun Outlaw Star Cowboy Bebop

Judging by the pooping capabilities of my two pet rats, I'd say they could drown you within a day, provided I give in to their begging and constantly hand them their wheaties and loops.

I have arrived late as usual, but here are some boring pictures from Atlanta Supercon 2008: James Urbaniak and Doc Hammer doing a Venture Bros. Panel: Cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force at their panel: Brian O'Halloran regaling the room with production stories: Poster I was given by [as] for "liaison services" (HELPeR): Ridiculously sharp Halo sword: Signed Xtacles promotional poster: Signed Venture Bros. Seasons 1 & 2 DVD sets: The poor 70/30 guys were shocked anyone noticed them so we got to spend a lot of time chatting and hanging out. The Xtacles wasn't out yet, but it ended up doing poorly, and [as] didn't pick the show up. I think they actually closed up shop the following year. Adam Reed had left to start making Archer, and eventually others from 70/30 would join him, including The Xtacles creator, Matt Thompson.

She's still with Hanor. Recently got some cute little birds too.

Am I gold enough?

At this point I guess nothing should come as a surprise.

Apparently there are trans incels. I just don't get it.

That's my secret: I never get the point.

Hell yea I'm down!

I have some fairly boring pictures from the short lived Atlanta Super Con if you also wanna see those. Mostly just Williams Street peeps during a panel. We were up there to talk to some of them about our own show so we didn't do many pics.

Just a nice eggs Benedict with a side of garlic hash browns, two slices of French toast, a bit of smoked bacon, and a big ole black dick. A lovely little brunch, indeed.

Mix it with raspberry lemonade homie.

This is real, I'm just shilling it at this point.

I once got a cookbook from a used bookstore that had an inscription inside the front cover. It boiled down to some chick banged her best friends boyfriend and apologized by buying her said cookbook and also thanking her for leading her to said boyfriend because he was amazing in bed.

Sectoral heterochromia in one of my eyes which means it's two different colors rather than one solid color. Otherwise nothing special. I have a stupid amount of muscle mass and weigh significantly more than I look. So there's that.

Raspberry lemonade. Shit is amazing.

I got some pumpkin rum and some banana rum!

I was just relaying one of the reasons people didn't like his portrayal. I get that. Just shitty as most things like this tend to be.

Give me a moment to find Vipers favorite dick pics.

I am 100% made of penis.