GunStarHero

Viper's gloomshroom.

Calm down there, Steven Seagal.

You should get a second rat, too. They do much better in groups than alone.

Darth Plagueis Also, woo! Another person with rats! Here are my boys this past October

I like watching bad action/martial arts movies and have quite a collection going. Considering making short videos about the more notable ones, tbh. Anyways, here are some I recently saw: Hirokin: The Last Samurai Seneca Crane from Hunger Games stars as an amalgamation of Luke Skywalker, Capt. Algren (Last Samurai), and Maximus (Gladiator). Hirokin must use the force to Matrix his way past the Clone Trooper, Make-A-Wish squad and save his weird, blue-vein-hand wife from a Sting Dune fanboy played by the Warlock himself, Julian Sands. Hirokin has an absurdly long sword that also has a bungee cord on it because that's cool I guess. In the end, he uses the force and kills down syndrome Sting. Then he also decides to die so he can wander the Arizona wastelands and find a tree that has been rolled by the local teenage...uh...warriors. I guess they were warriors? The tree had toilet paper on it. That's all you need to know. Using an inverse scale, it's still only mediocre at a 5/10. More boring bad than entertainingly bad. The Ultimate Ninja No. Just no. This movie is a lie. It's a shitty Southeast Asian movie that couldn't stand on its own so Godfrey Ho, the legendary bad ninja movie director, spliced in 10 minutes of white people in Halloween ninja costumes to spice it up. Fuck the bulk of this monstrosity, the biggest highlight was there's a bald man that wore a pink, sleeveless turtleneck. And at the end he's like "By the way I'm a cop." That's all you need to know. The rest is like 5 dudes constantly being beat up by the Eagle squad or whatever. Fuck you. The ninja part was great. White people practicing kung fu outside the local Super China Buffet have two action figures. One is a golden, goblin ninja. He must be assembled by clenching your asshole and bringing all the pieces together. Your reward is white privilege. The second is a dollar store ninja toy that spins. There's two ninjas fighting each other to get both toys because fuck sharing. One dude is in red with fishnet arms. He kills all the henchmen with his ability to be a white man. The other ninja is also a white man but he wears black and likes to point his sword at the screen. The red ninja uses a stick with a hilt. They fight in the park across the street from the buffet. If lasts about 2 minutes before the black ninja falls on his own God damned sword. No one gets the toys. Eagle squad. Fuck. 2/10 Solely for the ninja parts and the awkward and constant adjusting of the mask to conceal nostrils. Eagle squad. Fuck.

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Ooo allow me to further embarrass myself: 2008 - High School 2011 - College (emo trash panda intensifies) 2019

On the plus side, the one in the picture likes to let me launch him on the bed. Just press down on a corner and watch him come running then flying away. Hops back immediately to do it again.

I'd say you've been sick since the day you put a fidget spinner in your screen name.

I'm guessing the guy that crosses over has to act like a glass cannon dodgeball and tag as many opponents as possible before returning to the safety of his flock, lest he gets tackled and subsequently butchered to make Kuru sandwiches.

Will this be an open book discussion or will I need to memorize every minor bit of information before approaching the High Council?

That sucks. They're really adorable and affectionate. I'm also told they're smart, but that remains to be seen with my boys.

I'd tell you I have to become an Infinite Time Reaver but that's far too plausible for the likes of me. The truth is I'm just bad, but insistent upon, juggling.

Also I have pet rats now.

Wish I still had the pictures but we used to go to Fort Benning for this reunion event for the 29th Infantry Regiment because my grandfather served with them. My grandmother was still invited every year so we would all go, even after my grandfather passed away. Best part was one year when we got to see a weapons demonstration and after it concluded they let us come up and talk with the soldiers and see some of the guns. They had used a tank and it had a mounted machine gun and I asked to go inside the tank and some Rangers escorted me and my dad inside and showed us around. Then one of the guys asked if I wanted to help him fire the mounted gun. I must've been like 11 but I was so damn hyped to fire that machine gun. So the guy sits me on his lap and has me hold the handles with him while he just unloads for a few seconds. I remember my body just shaking like crazy, my eyes all big with wonder. After that, we got down and he handed me an empty tank shell casing. Shit was dope.

Running my girlfriend through some of my favorite shows, usually only an episode per day. We're slowly getting through them. So far we've finished: Space Dandy Hikaru no Go One Punch Man and we're fairly far along with: FLCL Trigun Outlaw Star Cowboy Bebop

Judging by the pooping capabilities of my two pet rats, I'd say they could drown you within a day, provided I give in to their begging and constantly hand them their wheaties and loops.

I have arrived late as usual, but here are some boring pictures from Atlanta Supercon 2008: James Urbaniak and Doc Hammer doing a Venture Bros. Panel: Cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force at their panel: Brian O'Halloran regaling the room with production stories: Poster I was given by [as] for "liaison services" (HELPeR): Ridiculously sharp Halo sword: Signed Xtacles promotional poster: Signed Venture Bros. Seasons 1 & 2 DVD sets: The poor 70/30 guys were shocked anyone noticed them so we got to spend a lot of time chatting and hanging out. The Xtacles wasn't out yet, but it ended up doing poorly, and [as] didn't pick the show up. I think they actually closed up shop the following year. Adam Reed had left to start making Archer, and eventually others from 70/30 would join him, including The Xtacles creator, Matt Thompson.

She's still with Hanor. Recently got some cute little birds too.

Am I gold enough?

At this point I guess nothing should come as a surprise.

Apparently there are trans incels. I just don't get it.